So I'm checking out the reviews for the seller I just bought some crap from on amazon and there are so many bad reviews that have nothing to do with the seller.
"This cover sucks and doesn't fit my phone..." 2 stars
"Cheaply made do not buy this product". 1 star
"Extent protector doesn't stick and there's hella bubbles" 2 stars
First of all you morons these reviews don't tell me what product you're even talking about...because they aren't for products you shitheads! And secondly, the poor sellers rating goes down because you don't know how to use the internet.
Granted, if I don't get my shit soon, they're gonna get a less than shiny review from me. I've contacted them about an arrival window of Sept 13 - Oct 3rd for an item ordered Aug 12th and haven't heard back. What the fuck is that shit? It's not like its coming from Thailand or something. It's coming from so-cal.
Anyway, I'm sure the reviews on other sites like this are similar...
"This seller sucks! When I ordered this thing my chair broke and cut my leg...never buy from them!" 1 star
I watched that movie Insidious last night. The previews hyped it up to be the scariest movie since Exorcist. Oh yea? Whatever, ok, so I guess I need to see this shit.
It's about a family who moves into a new house and......you know what? its easier if I just say its the movie Poltergeist. Instead of a little girl its a little boy. There's no pink slime or TVs but essentially that's what's up.
Oh yeah there's a demon who looks like Darth Mail from StarWars. Why? I dunno its pretty silly and makes the major bad guy in the movie less frightening. Theres also an old lady ghost who ends up being sort of important but they never talk about who she is or why she's there.
Anyway, there's tons of pointless sub plot stuff that leads nowhere. Oh yea even tho the ghost expert lady just said your kid, not your house was haunted, were gonna make a whole scene showing how hecka people were murdered in your house and bow they're ghosts now. Also, no creepy old lady in any wedding pics. That would have been too much of a dead giveaway.
Oh yea hey guys, dont you even look at your kids drawings? He fucking drew himself astral projecting AND he drew the demon. I'll give you a pass on not noticing the demon, you could have thought it was Darth Maul. But damn, dad, those pictures were up at your old house even.
Overall it was a nice try but the bad guy was from star wars, the ghost psychic lady was the horny landlady from Kingpin so I kept waiting for her to make the oral sex tongue gesture.
and the plot about rescuing a child, who's soul is trapped in the place where the souls of the deceased go to be ghosts, was ripped right out of Poltergeist. And the ending was cheesy.
As far as their claims that its the scariest since Exorcist? Nice fucking try but no cigar. I say go rent Poltergeist and Exorcist again because they kick this movie's ass. They should be ashamed for even invoking the thought of those movies to promote this turd. Hollywood sucks.
So I saw this image just now and thought it was HILARIOUS!!! ha ha, so I just thought I'd share it with my noggin watchers.
Again, sorry I have completely neglected you. I cant help it, between Tweeter and Facespace and now Google plus five minus 3, I run out of crap to post here.
Just for a recap, I still work at the same place and have no office or computer. I get dirty and my feet hurt. But there is some good news. I got a new phone!
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Thats how they say it on the Verizon commercials right? in that super cool futuristic robot voice. I think the best robot voice ever is Johnny 5 from that Steve Gutenberg movie.
So as it turns out, this was the "droid i was looking for" sorry Ol' Ben your Jedi voodoo wont work on me!
It's fucking rad, Incredible too... too/two haha get it? I can do like 5000000 things on it I couldnt do on the blackberry from 2008. Even possibly post blogs, I'll try that later since typing on the touchscreen is still a bit tricky.
Other than that m'lady finally finished Law school and just took the Bar. so now she gets to think she failed for another 4 months until the results come in. And find a job that pays more than $0.00
I have an art show coming up in my new home town of Pittsburg Ca. its at Steeltown Coffee in famous old town pittsburg. The opening is Sept 18th and everyone who can go, should. and bring hella money because my shits will be for sale.
If you're missing photo Friday... it's now called "posting random pics at random times of the week one at a time on twitter(sometimes lately on Google+ cuz i need to feel cool that im still in the super exclusive beta testing club)" the name isnt as catchy as FotoFriday but It's WAAAYY easier to do because I'm lazy and putting together a whole photoblog post is a pain in the ass now.
check out what you missed if you dont follow me @kirkiscool on twitter. or you do follow me but forgot you had a twitter account because you didnt 'get it' when you signed up 3 years ago.
Google+ also happened as I just mentioned. I'm starting to dig it, especially since I have a Google phone now. G+ was absolutely IMPOSSIBLE on Blackberry but now I'm about 97% functional on there. So if you have it, add me to your "Jerks who think theyre cool on the internet" circle.
There's tons of other funny stuff I've said and posted and commented on but that was all on other forementioned Social networking sites. If you missed it, you werent paying attention.
Damn, this blog is becoming a long sad apology for not posting here any more.