I don't get out much so I just saw these critically acclaimed Hollywood masterpieces. Now that you've heard what the rest of the universe thinks of them, now hear what I think.
This Is 40
Zero Dark 30
Are you fucking kidding me? Zero-dark-boring. For some reason I thought this was going to be Hurt Locker part 2. Instead it's more like a boring version of A Few Good Men, but with all actors you've never heard of. I fell asleep two out of the three times I tried to watch this. Talk about sympathy Oscar nod. Apparently it was completely wrong from how it really went down but they couldn't tell the real story because that's classified right? But hey, Hollywood's gotta capitalize on the deaths of 9-11 and two wars somehow right? Also "We don't torture" LOL AMRRRKKAA FKK YAA!
This one will be quick. I kind of don't remember it. I remember having a hard time suspending reality enough for me to enjoy it. Also, I'm ready for a new 007. I'm over Daniel Craig as Bond. While I'm at it Total Recall was forgettable too. Stop making shitty remakes please.
Life of Pi