|file footage from a few months ago.|
The lady is on the bench next to the gate to the park and as I get close to her she pipes up and says "you know your dog pooped in the straw but you didn't pick it up" WTF? I'm thinking to myself. This fucking bitch is going to try to school me on Dog Park Etiquette while she eats a juicy cheeseburger around a bunch of strange dogs? OH HELL NO! I told her it was a false poop and nothing came out to pick up... she kept trying to dog-par-guilt me into going back but Bruce had his leash on and was ready. Fuck that bitch. She's lucky there wasn't a bigger dog with less self control and a less observant owner. I wanted to call her out on the burger but we gotta pick our battles. Why are people so shitty?