tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-197906472012-01-17T08:00:24.797-08:00Kirks Sloppy Mind NogginsKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.comBlogger9911100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-84715168453115026772012-01-17T07:38:00.001-08:002012-01-17T07:38:33.377-08:00My problem with Alcatraz (the tv show)Alcatraz review
There's a new show by the assholes that made Lost. It debuted last night on Fox. Basically what it's about is all the inmates in Alcatraz disappeared in 1963 and was covered up. They begin to reappear in present day San Francisco.
It starts out on present day Alcatraz with a little girl who veers off the guided tour to find a man waking up in a solitary confinement cell. TheKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-18144060315740473082011-12-30T08:59:00.001-08:002011-12-30T08:59:55.152-08:00Tips for a Happier and Bacteria Free New YearAfter you piss on your hands, or get shit particles on your hands from wiping, what's the last thing you touch before washing your hands? The sink faucet. So in theory that's gotta be one of the dirtiest places in the bathroom right? Strangely, it's also the first thing you touch after you wash your hands. Good job, you just touched the shit handle with your virgin hands.
There's new Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-71287051469863377242011-12-29T08:38:00.001-08:002011-12-29T08:38:33.647-08:00Tipping.Tipping
I hate having to tip. But for some reason super low wages have become acceptable and I'm forced to pay for your wages directly out of my pocket.
If you met the status quo at your job you shouldn't get a reward for it. This sends the wrong message and punishes the customer rather than tackling the issue with employers.
How are they getting away with paying their employees far underKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-80388210893964180672011-12-01T12:42:00.001-08:002011-12-01T12:42:22.041-08:00It's about that time. Xmas shirtsHappy Almost December fuckers. Just a reminder that I have some alternative Christmas tshirt designs for sale on redbubble.com.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/kirksucks
posted from BloggeroidKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-71473133400910939722011-11-15T13:56:00.001-08:002011-11-15T13:56:30.484-08:00Not So Ghetto Jack in the Box?So now my beloved ghetto jack in the box, of which many noggin posts have been written has been totally remodeled. I posted before when they did a slight cleanup but this is like a total update. The parking lot was full, there was a line of well-to-do lunch break goers, and I did notice the hint of any illicit substance in the air fouling the aroma of deep fried tacos, seasoned curly and burgersKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-72531396131658489152011-11-13T10:56:00.001-08:002011-11-13T11:19:32.259-08:00Cha Cha Cha Reservation Fail
So like i love this place but tonight they are kind of pissing me off. We got a reservation for 11 people. As we sit we mention that were still waiting for a few of the eleven people in our party, the waitress says... not the hostess, not the person at the front who greeted us, not the person on the phone who we the made the reservation with and called 3 times, once to make the original Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-30787663867833036662011-10-30T20:13:00.000-07:002011-11-13T11:59:56.066-08:00Buy My Stuff.It's been a while since I solicited you guys for sales on my redbubble page. If you haven't been paying attention, here's some new shit I've posted up there. Also, iPhone4 cases are so hot right now.
Also, iPhone4 cases are so hot right now.
Go. Buy. Now!!!
http://www.redbubble.com/people/kirksucks
Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-37837334961680744052011-10-24T10:37:00.001-07:002011-11-13T11:45:33.243-08:00Ten Albums I'm Still Not Sick of. (in no particular order)
1. The Blue Album by Weezer
2. Reception by Domeshots
3. Oh God the Aftermath by Norma. Jean
4. Terraforming by The Postman Syndrome
5. Slip by Quicksand
6. Seasons In The Abyss by Slayer
7. Adrenaline by Deftones
8. Songs For The Deaf by Queens of the Stone Age
9. Leviathan by Mastodon
10. Plastic Surgery Disasters by Dead Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-3313388784833369862011-10-12T22:12:00.001-07:002011-10-12T22:12:15.398-07:00FaceliftSomeone said "hey dumbass if you love Google+ so much why dont you have a +1 button?"
He had a point. And wouldnt you know it? Blogger has a whole new share bar thingy. Well, since my blogger template was uber customized by me in 2007. It was all created on the old template. I'm not sure if I like the new template but hey, it has a google plus button now so we'll just have to deal.
New Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-64562618171482601802011-10-05T11:50:00.001-07:002011-10-05T11:50:53.866-07:00The Road To Trash Towm
So. You know all the trash on the side of the freeway? All the random debris. I, like most people I'm sure probably just chalk it up to people being rude slobs throwing shit from cars. I'm sure there's plenty of that but I think the majority of it is from something that I saw the other day.
As I got on the freeway going to work I pulled on behind a garbage truck. A regular ol' Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-23682151258280186342011-10-03T11:51:00.001-07:002011-10-03T11:51:10.769-07:00Holy Crap, new paintings from Kirk?
Last month you should have known that I had an art opening with brand new paintings at Steeltown Coffee and Tea in old Town Pittsburg. But the internet completely failed me and some of you didn't get the memo. Well a bunch of you did anyway (thanks by the way). A couple more went later to check it out. (thanks) but my stuff will be up for viewing till December. Even though I'm posting Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-76849537832574410312011-10-02T16:20:00.001-07:002011-10-03T11:31:43.960-07:00WallpaperzSo, remember all those blackberry themes I used to post that none of you cared about? Well I have good news, I don't make blackberry themes anymore.
The bad news is, I started making wallpapers for my droid incredible 2. Sorry to waste a blog post on this.
Jeremy Fish art
Jeremy Fish art
posted from BloggeroidKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-19761702941273012072011-09-16T10:50:00.001-07:002011-09-16T10:50:39.302-07:00Hey, Do You Speak English?There's alot of retired people at the mall on weekday mornings. They like to talk. To anyone that will listen. Usually they have rad stories which is cool but sometimes it's random.
So today meg and I are at Sears waiting for her tire to get fixed and we were checking out vacuums. What, yea we need a new fucking vacuum. Out of nowhere this roundish old man with bushy eyebrows walks up to us Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-31109173841365350802011-08-21T07:48:00.001-07:002011-08-21T07:48:19.939-07:00Cats and dogMeg got ahold of my phone and took a bazillion pics of our animals
posted from BloggeroidKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-43405792144814706432011-08-17T12:18:00.001-07:002011-08-17T12:18:35.928-07:00People are still stupid.So I'm checking out the reviews for the seller I just bought some crap from on amazon and there are so many bad reviews that have nothing to do with the seller.
"This cover sucks and doesn't fit my phone..." 2 stars
"Cheaply made do not buy this product". 1 star
"Extent protector doesn't stick and there's hella bubbles" 2 stars
First of all you morons these reviews don't tell me what productKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-9704047656836517292011-08-14T07:35:00.001-07:002011-08-14T08:05:46.838-07:00Darth Insidious
I watched that movie Insidious last night. The previews hyped it up to be the scariest movie since Exorcist. Oh yea? Whatever, ok, so I guess I need to see this shit.
It's about a family who moves into a new house and......you know what? its easier if I just say its the movie Poltergeist. Instead of a little girl its a little boy. There's no pink slime or TVs but essentially that's what's up.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-55920080216106894712011-08-11T18:00:00.001-07:002011-08-11T18:00:38.285-07:00Social network dilemma.So you've snapped that random photo on your smartphone a.d you've clicked the share button, but now what the fuck do you do?
Do you post it to Facebook, Twitter, flickr, Picasa, Google plus? Or however many other photo sharing ervices you use.
Whats the difference or advantage to each one?
Sorry this isnt an informational blog post. It's just me asking you all what you think.
So there.
Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-89595206830946072682011-08-04T00:30:00.001-07:002011-08-04T00:30:14.788-07:00I found an app!Ok so UK posting this from my smartphone. Using an app I just found for Blogger called Bloggeroid. It seems pretty easy but the typing still kinda sucks for my fat Shrek fingers.
That's my dad showing off his plumbers crack. Ironically, while helping is fox my plumbing. Go figure. So anyway I can post picsx maybe you'll get photo Fridays after all. Hmmmmmmmm
posted from BloggeroidKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-34612610663836786172011-08-03T23:26:00.000-07:002011-08-03T23:57:14.232-07:00A Potato Shitting Fries.So I saw this image just now and thought it was HILARIOUS!!! ha ha, so I just thought I'd share it with my noggin watchers. Again, sorry I have completely neglected you. I cant help it, between Tweeter and Facespace and now Google plus five minus 3, I run out of crap to post here. Just for a recap, I still work at the same place and have no office or computer. I get dirty and my feet hurt.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-4289347582834393692011-04-06T22:36:00.001-07:002011-04-06T23:52:43.434-07:00Aint that Some Shit?Followers of Sloppy Mind Noggins say: "Hey asshole you should blog more" Hey why don't you follow me on Twitter and stop bitching. I'm @kirkiscool and I tweet like 20 times a day, mostly pictures of the crappy doodles I do on the lunch breaks my arting has been reduced to now.Yea, I know. You should read this post from a couple months ago http://kirknoggins.blogspot.com/2010/09/bloging.html Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-57755655819695500452011-02-12T00:36:00.000-08:002011-02-12T01:06:15.996-08:00OPEN SIGN - Art on First Napa Ca.this is my piece for: " a faux store that sold only OPEN signs, as if the will to attract more businesses to First Street would emanate from my storefront. I looked at historic photographs of Napa—when signs jutted out over bustling streets—recalling a more flourishing era. I turned to 20 local artists to create one-of-a-kind OPEN signs demonstrating the importance of artists’ role in Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-21555205531575044972011-02-03T14:02:00.001-08:002011-02-03T23:39:46.425-08:00MotherfuckingshitasspisscrotchHey people of internet land. Sorry for the hiatus. I don't use the internet that much anymore. A few posts ago I explained why. Anyway, here's some crap that's been bugging me. Bitch rant rant bitch....Verizon iPhone.Ok, so verizon, welcome to the iphone party. Only a couple years too late. I know ATT had a monopoly on iphone but now that you've convinced your loyal customers that they don't Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-52729176379499422662010-11-22T21:16:00.000-08:002010-11-22T21:19:03.185-08:00New Xmas tee available!!!remember 20% OFF on white tees till xmas!!CLICK HERE!!!Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-4704851833374688932010-11-21T08:12:00.001-08:002010-11-21T12:42:01.859-08:0020% off my T-shirts for Xmas!!!Well, now that it's almost Thanksgiving and all of the tootsie rolls from the leftover Halloween candy have finally been eaten, its that time of year to start thinking about Christmas. I have two Xmas designs I did last year and more to come for 2010. Get em while their thawing out from last Christmas!!and as a bonus, all of my shirts, if you buy them on a white T-shirt are 20% OFF!! until Dec Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-89618357427986605232010-10-24T22:03:00.001-07:002010-10-25T06:02:57.975-07:00Bruce Bochy's Band of Misfits - the t-shirtI got interviewed for my latest shirt design by Hall of Very Good:"Bochy's Band of MiSFits" Get Their Own T-shirtIn 1982, the baseball world was introduced to "Harvey's Wallbangers".Seven years later, "The Boys of Zimmer" were born.Starting Wednesday, the San Francisco Giants are hoping to do something the Milwaukee Bewers and Chicago Cubs couldn't.Win. It. All.Bay Area graphic artist Kirk Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-17771147756531564732010-10-24T08:44:00.000-07:002010-10-24T08:58:10.836-07:00It's Magic InsideGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIANTS! 2010 NL Champs!!!!Going to the World Fucking Series!!! Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-21887580926021823192010-10-19T06:43:00.001-07:002010-10-19T11:38:48.446-07:00Happy Birthday!!!To Me! If you were thinking "oh shit I forgot to get kirk a present for his birthday" worry no more. Just click this button below and enter your amount of choice and all of my birthday wishes will come true.Times are tough over at the noggins these days and any help blowing out the candles would be appreciated.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-55314612798384745142010-10-15T10:40:00.000-07:002010-10-15T10:58:33.486-07:00Legal Weed.My thoughts on prop 19. I've not read it. all i know is what I hear on the radio and stuff but it seems like the natural course for it. I mean, if alcohol and caffeine are legal to buy anywhere why not weed? I know the dealers and shit are against this, well because they're gonna get Walmarted out of the weed game. That sucks I guess but its inevitable right?Here's a couple foreseeable Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-62638998511135968812010-10-12T09:10:00.001-07:002010-10-12T09:16:37.954-07:00Suck on that Ted TurnerGIANTS advance to the 2010 NLCS!!!Wilson looks like the "they took our jobs" guy from that future people Southpark episode. Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-16972601090816529642010-10-04T18:56:00.000-07:002010-10-04T22:23:25.900-07:00Yea thats not what I was looking for at all..RePosted from www.27bslash6.com pretty fucking hilarious. As a designer and just because people are fucking morons. From: Shannon Walkley Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am To: David Thorne Subject: Poster HiI opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-34855395604123666812010-09-28T23:34:00.000-07:002010-09-28T23:45:33.980-07:00More Hookers and McDonalds.So as I'm waiting for my McSkillet Burrito the other day, I notice a limo parked outside. Who doesnt notice a limo? They're big and flashy, only there were no celebrities in this limo. I see this old crusty black dude walk up to the back door and there was this gnarly fat/slutty/maybe down syndrome white chick opening the door getting out. It was all kinds of wrong. I got like visions of Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-90591423549891573992010-09-28T22:40:00.001-07:002010-09-28T23:32:20.644-07:00You Thought I Forgot...So, while not having a job/regular schedule almost killed the photofriday action, I'm finding that having a job that makes me physically tired plus having a puppy has all but killed it as a weekly thing. I do still take pictures of stupid shit tho.Here's a virtual puking of my blackberry's memory card for you all to smell and lick up.Frankenstien & Rockenstien. this is Crystal's neighbors' cat. Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-6189929838248126002010-09-17T09:26:00.001-07:002010-09-17T11:03:41.887-07:00BlogingSo now that I don't work in an office as you may have noticed, I don't post noggins as much. Which got me to thinking. Blogs are for people who work at a desk or cubicle, or someone with a job that has readily available internet acceess. And one other ver important thing, the ability to waste massive amounts of time. Since I work in a machine shop now I'm constantly moving around. Besides havingKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-73391631029020557632010-08-16T02:42:00.000-07:002010-08-16T02:57:49.412-07:00INSNOMNIA!!!Not much to report. Just a bunch of Bruce Wayne pictures. some doodles and other crap. I can't believe it's fucking 3:00 am. my alarm will be going off before I can get a good dream whipped up. damnit.ubruce riding without his crate! good boy!best sticker ever. I need to find a public bathroom to put it in.my new graphic arrived from Conscience.my first Top graphic too!coaxed Bruce onto a Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-59649700678561712222010-08-11T12:41:00.001-07:002010-08-12T20:31:49.994-07:00ghetto jack in the box revisited.So, I went back to the ol' ghetto jack in the box in berkeley. They got a face lift! The outside kinda looks the same but updated signs. The most glaring difference is that they got rid of the 2" thick bullet proof glass. I think it really gave the Ghetto Jack in the Box it's charm.Not to worry, in the 5 or so minutes I was there I witnessed something that reminded me of the old Jack in the Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-44284009492679506112010-07-19T23:57:00.000-07:002010-07-20T00:08:35.499-07:00Corrupted CorruptMy art was featured in the newest issue of Corrupt Magazine! I dont know why though because I thought it was a total bullshit doodle I did on a post-it right before I threw it away. but party on, excellent for them being into it enough to publish it. One man's trash/art is another mans treasure/art.It's pretty cool tho, there's some really big names on the other pages in there. Sean Cliver Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-6695894079173054182010-07-15T09:05:00.000-07:002010-07-15T12:40:57.984-07:00Graphic Design Jobs and the declining landscape of America.First of all after looking for design jobs I keep seeing ads looking for designer slash... something else. Too many employers looking for designer slash employees. As if being creative is something any I.T. Guy, programmer or receptionist can do. Design needs to be its own job. Why is it such a problem to have a design dept only do design, why do employers think that's not enough. Why do they Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-65670286962939404472010-07-15T08:57:00.001-07:002010-07-15T09:00:45.051-07:00Crackberry.com theme review!One of my themes was featured in the Crackberry.com theme round up! check it out.eleven_w2 by kirksucks Anyone who frequent the CB theme forums should have run across this dev and his creations at some point. If yuou haven't make sure you make that a priority to do so immediately, as he makes some seriously fantastic themes. This one in particular features two homescreen slots at the top, Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-46209390402855119122010-07-02T18:05:00.000-07:002010-07-02T18:32:37.353-07:00Bruce Waynethis is a photo friday. not much time so no captions, figure it out yourselves assholes.or mel gibson will punch you in the face.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-29402514794028195072010-06-12T07:26:00.000-07:002010-06-12T08:31:06.008-07:00Happy belated 6-11 2010So, I know its saturday but if i had posted yesterday it would have been a happy 6-11 post.Here's some picturesEverybody's?My...this one never gets old.the sweat shop where I work.drawingtape zombies.junk mail artsweet unauthorized Foster's Freeze garbage can logos. nice one!pee. cock. saw this near the Freeway on ramp in Martinez/Franklin Canyon.yes, yes it is.Pork & Crack? sounds like a Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-79637133535840140282010-06-04T06:45:00.000-07:002010-06-04T06:57:43.511-07:00Hot Chocolate FridayIt's 6:45 am and It's hot already. Melt with me while we look at some pictures.listening to a lot of MP3's at work now on my Berry. stoked Megadeth!I entered an art contest, I'll let you know how that goes.short but sweet, hopefully see you next week. stay Fonzie this summer.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-10858043605500654172010-05-26T23:50:00.000-07:002010-05-27T00:43:40.204-07:00WTF Lost?I can't believe anyone who's watched this show for 6 years can be satisfied with that ending. It was a totally useless waste of time.Honestly...This isn't the Sopranos. Hours upon hours and days and weeks spent trying to theorize what every little nuance and weird detail could mean in the overall scheme of the show. Around season 4 I eventually just gave up and started to be come uninterested Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-18689808380317773812010-05-21T08:42:00.000-07:002010-05-21T09:13:10.093-07:00foto friday.shut up, here's an actual foto friday.drawn with basil and my fork.ducks weigh the same as wiches and very small rocks.drawn in sandday at the beachthis is about all the art i get up to now.time machine."DILDO WARS"(click for big)skate spot skate stop.unusual traffici made grass!she's putting the cheese right on the mustard. wrong, wrong, wrong!chemtrailsglad to see someone as excited about fartsKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-71844390810480728542010-05-16T10:33:00.000-07:002010-05-16T10:57:29.111-07:00Official: No More MyspaceJust a minute ago was kind of a big moment. I started the cancellation process of my myspace account. Let's see if anyone even notices.Likely there will be idiots replying to the final myspace bulletin I sent stating, in fact that I was canceling my account only to get some kind of "account no longer exists" reply.so take a look, this is the last time you'll see this. Back in 2004 I only Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-54292667464167866032010-05-09T09:14:00.000-07:002010-05-09T09:39:42.723-07:00Scrap DawgsI'm proud to announce that my newest font Ghetto Marquee has been chosen as Font of the Week at ScrapDawgs.comJealous much?Gottapixel.com yet another sCRAPbooking site picked Ghetto Marquee to be the subject of a friendly font digital scrapbooking challenge. Fuck I hate scrapbooking. I never realized this font's scrapping potential I guess.GM also got a nod in karachicorner.com's 80+ Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-68309824216867112942010-05-05T13:40:00.000-07:002010-05-05T14:02:14.633-07:00what the fuckHey, yea I know I suck at blogging. Seriously I blame Facebook.Anyway, there's this house next to mine that's been vacant since we moved here. It should be condemned but that's another story. For a year and a half there's always random trash and shit left in front of it or in the unfenced-in back yard. One item in particular seems to be a reoccurring theme. Baby fucking strollers.Why? some of Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-47597805580436506202010-05-02T20:16:00.001-07:002010-05-02T20:20:12.746-07:00Introducing, the Berry Noggins.Now that I'm famous for my blackberry themes, it's about friggin time right?all my themes in one place, with download links!http://berrynoggins.blogspot.com/ note: there's a donate button.FYI there's also a new separate section on kirkshelton.com for my themes as well.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-22216536190664918152010-05-02T10:44:00.000-07:002010-05-02T10:47:55.638-07:00CrackalackaSo, I just got another Theme reviewed by this dude. This is my newest theme, the third in the "Console" series.check it out here.Married to Blackberry Console3 reviewsome of my themes are starting to pick up steam. I need to post them all somewhere in one place with download links.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-16281410087004501732010-05-01T14:21:00.000-07:002010-05-02T10:48:27.574-07:00theme review?say it aint so. I just found out that some dude on some Blackberry blog got a hold of one of my new themes and gave it a little review. I wouldnt say he hated it, but he did make sure to highlight it's stronger points.Married to Blackberry blog ConsoleII reviewKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-66439132298309410412010-04-24T13:25:00.000-07:002010-04-24T14:24:13.769-07:00I'm not dead.My lack of posting may seem like I am tho. Fucking Facebook,.I watched the Blindside. meh, I want Sandra Bullock to play a villain in a movie one time. She's always so nice.I also watched Inglorious Basterds. It only took fucking 6 months to get it from Netflix even tho it's been #1 on my queue since before it came out. It was not as goofy as I expected it to be. It wasnt bad but not Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-2904227306857729642010-04-08T10:12:00.000-07:002010-04-08T10:19:38.508-07:00Coming in HotIt's been a long time since my 15 minutes of font fame ended after Pee Pants Script blew up. Now my latest font "Ghetto Marquee" is currently #2 on dafont.com.Yesterday it had 7,016 downloads, and 38,699 total since it debuted April 1st.Already had several emails asking about commercial use. hopefully I'll get some scrilla for this one.check it out, download it, or send me money here: http://Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-10267032540516085032010-04-05T09:25:00.000-07:002010-04-05T10:12:56.132-07:00what the blog?I swear I think sometimes this photobloggin' is the only thing that keeps me coming back to this blog. I blame Facebook.sorry.Yea, I know it's Monday. I don't care.new theme series I'm doing.Giants theme I made for my BB.tessa vandalized my desktop.98 GrandPrix V6 block oopsnot mine, but worth taking a picture of.dad,meg, brian playing cribbage. I swear they just make up the rules as they go Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-87528999630383482582010-03-26T13:15:00.000-07:002010-03-26T14:06:59.736-07:00job interview... sike!I had a job interview lined up for a place that's practically down the street from me. Then they called to say they already hired someone else. Man! I put gel in my hair and everything.anyway, here's the photonogz you were looking for.logo i did.original dog i drew, they said "make it meaner and tougher" I'm going to hell.new skaterboard.I did the design and came up with the concept to use Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-46801179595420620722010-03-17T13:57:00.000-07:002010-03-17T14:36:22.481-07:00Irish Stereotype Day!Green beer, Leprechauns, bad Irish accents, alcohol abuse, rainbows and other racist shit.ok now that that's out of the way, here's some completely unrelated pictures of crap.(now with more witty captions!)some more Blackberry theme actionthe icon dock hides away when you scroll uptransparent menu tabsthis one is for meg.for me.for fun.weird place to fall asleep Francis."Hullo, Jadeouse"best Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-12968152290751758962010-03-03T13:03:00.000-08:002010-03-03T13:30:21.116-08:00they said there would be answers.So what answers did we get from this highly teased answer giving top secret no-preview having episode?not a damn thing. I dont care who is good or evil or why so-and-so has to do certain things.. or what inner-self crap they have to figure out.. or who is dead or isnt dead...I just want to know how all this crazy effing crap is possible... That's what all of my curiosity was about from day Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-40273614516307334952010-02-27T18:43:00.001-08:002010-02-27T18:55:47.874-08:00Some Photos and Stuff.I know I'm like forever late with it, but hey, you know, like... I've been busy.There will be no pony ride...new theme thingy. my drums.another theme and 666 unread messages!kittens!picture of meg taking a picture of FrankiePapusas!our gay kittieshellova roll back walmart. 4.28 is a liepizza goiter!poop POVlolSATANIC CHIPS!! we should rename these Reagan Enchilado Mt.Diablo jokethe seals came Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-62991966992524813872010-02-18T08:42:00.000-08:002010-02-18T08:45:49.227-08:00kirkshelton.com redidI redesigned my personal portfolio site with some new works. A more complete font section and skate stuff. It's still technically under construction and working out some bugs, but good enough for now. enjoy.www.kirkshelton.comKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-91547745492729783392010-02-16T12:32:00.000-08:002010-02-16T13:01:22.410-08:00Twitter was my idea.All the hype around the new Google Buzz got me to thinking. Any of you long time readers remember the mini noggins? I created the mininoggins sidebar thing so I could just post quick little thoughts without having to post a whole blog post in the main noggins. I bugged Jimbo asking about HTML and CSS and iframes and shit and finally got it to work. A mini-blog within a blog.So I checked the Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-32799121408850380092010-02-12T13:50:00.000-08:002010-02-12T14:10:05.038-08:00Photos? on a Friday? no way!I swear, people must design their websites to have enough shit on their page so that it prints one extra page with 3 words on it. I tell you, it's a conspiracy with the printing/paper industry!Thanks for wasting my fucking paper assholes. Here's some pictures. Don't print them.I dont hate the Throwback Dew as much as the regular Dew. It doesnt have that formaldehyde flavor when they use realKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-14270556236111378452010-02-05T14:14:00.000-08:002010-02-05T14:45:34.997-08:00let the season 6 shit hit the fanOk, so who's been watching LOST? the 6th and final season started this week and it was awesome. here's some of my thoughts on what's going on.OK so, f we determine that the timeline changes in 1977 with the bomb at the swan, we can figure, in that timeline it must trigger a time jump, like when they turned the frozen donkey wheel. That sent our losties forward in time to the original 2007 Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-36606580562574081482010-02-02T07:36:00.000-08:002010-02-02T08:28:48.350-08:00foto 2zdayI know my schedule is way off. so i was ready to lay some photo 2zday action on you but just realized that I dont have that many photos to show you.so without further adoooooorandom train thingG-Tech got their large banner/sign up. here's the office with the smaller sign that's gonna go on a 6' stand on the side of the road.True.Frankensteinthis looked way cooler in real life. sorry cameraKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-36887419876028601252010-01-27T19:40:00.000-08:002010-01-27T20:04:08.373-08:00HOLY FUCK ( 圣地他妈的 )NO this isnt about the iPad. apparently it sucks ass. Apple all up on their high horse thinking they dont need USB, Flash or multitasking. pfft.as if.. anyway it's about some comments I got on one particular post of my Fantasy Menu blog. I was scrolling casually like I do everyonceinawhile and noticed this one post had 157 comments. 157?! no one even reads that shit let alone comment on it. I Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-53496995066327799592010-01-22T15:15:00.000-08:002010-01-22T17:28:52.418-08:00Zombie ApocalypseHow many dead in Haiti? too many. Where do zombies come from? that's right Haiti. I think we got ourselves a possible zombie apocalypse problem on our hands.I kid, I kid... that's some fucked up shit seriously tho.just in case tho, be prepared for zombies. here's some stupid pictures I took.rock & roll fuck you. (damn i have jacked ass fingers)oh yea, we have a show at Time Out in concord Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-52433341827432138682010-01-19T07:42:00.000-08:002010-01-19T08:27:53.229-08:00Couple of things that annoyed me this morning.Ok, things still piss me off but lately I've been hooked on the Facebook and most of my angry quips end up there. I'm gonna try to utilize this blog more for rants again, rather than just stupid photos of lameness.Here's a couple things that annoyed me this morning. Since I'm the best boyfriend in the world I take meg to the Bart station in the mornings. Especially on stupidly rainy days like Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-20631805911573491322010-01-17T13:33:00.000-08:002010-01-17T13:35:01.248-08:00he goes to prison....I went on a tour of San Quentin Prison yesterday, and saw some rad shit. Unfortunately you cant bring anything with you in there, so no pics. In the chow hall there's 3 walls, like 15 ft high and 100 feet long with these awesome monochromatic painted murals on each side of them 6 murals total. the story is that they wanted art on these new huge walls they put up to section off the inmates back inKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-34126689485576803092010-01-11T08:31:00.000-08:002010-01-11T09:46:28.299-08:00Hey! It's mondayI really do suck at blogging. I'm sorry. here's some pictures anyway.this place was in Benicia. read what it says.new skaterboard!it's a miracle! virgin mary appeared to me in smudged bird shit on my windshield.TV's over urinals? Brilliant!arty doodle."snicker"logo and business card I created for a friends business.as if i didnt need more, I got the Wizard of Oz pez set.ok gnarnies... I have Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-67350623095306951222010-01-02T10:05:00.000-08:002010-01-02T10:39:26.983-08:00two thousand ten.Since I suck at blogging now, you didnt get a year-in-review noggin for 2009. Instead you get a belated photo friday. But I will give you this, 2009 sucked my saggy, hairy, stinky balls.here's your photos.ok so I'm at the bank to deposit a check and these two knuckleheads are in line before me. The guy on the right is getting change for what seems like a business. ones fives tens.... dimes, Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-60564287443477132072009-12-21T14:29:00.000-08:002009-12-21T14:52:42.800-08:00nothing like a photo monday......right Jimbo?hold on. I have to go throw a stick for my cat."the christmas house" of MTZ.the elusive stinkelodeonsundae on fridayearlier that day, went to the DeYoung and the Cal Academy of Science.this one was my favorite.it was super.this one was pretty fucking crazy.and then there was some of this bullshit. fuck you, art.there was a killer view from the 9 story tower.there's the cal academyKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-67704143425137891562009-12-16T14:28:00.000-08:002009-12-16T15:14:24.128-08:00Ghost Fighter!I really dig all those paranormal ghost shows. There's quite a few of em now. One of my all time fav's is Ghost Hunters. But this season has really sucked. They debunk too much shit and its NEVER scary. I guess that's sort of their thing. The debunking and science and unrefutable proof and all that is kind of their thing but damn, this is entertainment, entertain me.One thing I really hate on Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-75808726494037170452009-12-16T13:41:00.000-08:002009-12-16T13:56:35.605-08:00Put on your HelmetI joined a cult.An art cult. A group of arty design people like me have formed a club where we find art contests and other open submission type things and then we all submit designs and then vote for each other. It's a win/win.here's the first act of business for Art Cult.888 Skateboard Helmet design contest.you have to register and it's kind of a pain in the ass but once your're in you can vote Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-39561532768984603852009-12-06T10:43:00.000-08:002009-12-06T11:09:07.592-08:00Oh Holy Photo SundayI missed another Friday. Jimbo made sure I knew about it. This whole not having a regular schedule is really screwing me up.here's some photo goodness. mmm tasty!granny turned 75!she said "you better come to my party, because I'm only gonna be 75 once, tomorrow I'm gonna be 74 again"Pa rules.shhmotivational reminder on our morning walks.caboose!bologna made out of baby meat. savory!this reminds Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-3602174284233230912009-12-01T09:34:00.000-08:002009-12-01T09:54:04.309-08:00blackberry themes and shirtsHey remember me? I used to post on this blog.I have some new Blackberry Tour themes and they've been featured on www.berrygoodthemes.co.ukhere's a couple versiosn of my latest theme.Glow2_fullapp order icons, weather and hidden today. - spacebar goes to quicklaunch.Glow2no icons, no weather, no today - spacebar goes to quicklaunch.Glow2dayhidden today, hidden clock, messages, profiles and Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-68197147818187397022009-11-23T07:33:00.000-08:002009-11-23T08:05:40.737-08:00Mhoto Mondayi forgot last week. sue me.played drums again. dude said "yea there's drums there" barely. the drum throne was a shitty office chair... with wheels! I was rocking AND rolling.yes, those are maxi pads on the drum heads. they look stupid, you cant take them off, and they make the drums sound like crap. studio trick # 2,303.I dont mean to be ungrateful, it was cool they let me use the drums Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-32133855757358203992009-11-13T14:31:00.001-08:002009-11-13T15:13:02.544-08:00Pfriday the Pfirteenpfhere come the photos!me: circa 1995this is just about the only thing i look forward toFuck you S-Curve!Fuck you Soccer Moms!wine-othe best root beer.wine-opayaso!teenezdirt yard -1. kirk -0damn that flash is bright.I may make these my dailies.gato catchin' some raysthis soda is the best shit ever. it's everything i liked about root beer, but 100% of it.I miss LOST.I made art!!colored art!for Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-58133108827913471682009-11-11T11:33:00.000-08:002009-11-11T11:36:52.874-08:00Buy my shirts!I posted a bunch of my designs up at Redbubble.com. It's a t-shirt site. all my shirts are good and they're only $23.94.I'm unemployed so you should buy some.http://www.redbubble.com/people/kirksucksthanks!Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-51643354135496875602009-11-06T08:46:00.000-08:002009-11-06T09:10:49.093-08:00NovembritisMy cats are going fucking crazy.for what it's worth, here's some photos on photo friday. sorry I missed ya last week.caught me parking dirty. So I get back to my car and there's a ticket. I had worried about the time on the meter so I assumed it was for that. but I still had 40 mins left. Bitch ass berkeley cop ticketed me for no front plates. what a cock hole!we made some bell peppers!not thatKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-33501136678136792432009-11-05T07:47:00.000-08:002009-11-05T10:13:53.198-08:00New Blackberry Tour theme!The new theme I created has been picked up by mobilethemesworld.com. You can download it OTA (over the air to your phone) from that site.here's what it looks like! non-dock version dock-only version. (this is the one I'm using) And I created all the icons for this theme. check em out.and the dock only version works well with pretty much any background image you choosethis is a pic of a Jeremy Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-48877599426999946592009-10-31T08:29:00.000-07:002009-10-31T08:30:45.290-07:00happy halloween fuck faces!here's my jack-o-lantern i carved last night.sorry for the lack of photofriday action. I really have no excuse. also in case anyone cared, kittens are doing well in the polls.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-41034766312095827282009-10-27T19:11:00.000-07:002009-10-27T19:18:30.300-07:00Eat Shit.photo goodness on a Tuesday night.I turned 33.ok fuck you. good night.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-57677068983091349142009-10-16T14:18:00.001-07:002009-10-16T14:55:07.177-07:00Taking you to the edge!If there's a Hell, it's being tied in a chair forced to listen to loops of every 90.5 KHVS station I.D. and public service announcement for all of eternity. Fuck, those kids are lame.here's some pictures.Pay Inside?there really isnt an "Inside"my citay by the bayee ayeeMi Fuckin' Puebloremember when vans had cool paintings on them?3 kids and a fucking chicken. they put their fucking chicken on Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-60345994147730359712009-10-09T11:20:00.000-07:002009-10-09T11:43:04.386-07:00Pfoto Pfriday & Pfun!Pfucking 'Pf' words! WTPF?anyhoo we're back with another editon of pfoto pfriday. I hope you like it.halloween BG for blackberry.WTF!!!! dog snuggie on the commercial.smile!coors lite?rocko's gonna get a trucker tanfake spitfire shit in the vending machine at MiPueblo.playing with giant fuzzy spider.san franlap of doomi hate home depot.Hi can I take your name.. "its KIRK" "CURT? ok" then i Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-44444330942601385202009-10-08T15:22:00.001-07:002009-10-08T15:47:28.720-07:00putting the CRACK in CrackberryAre you sick of hearing about my new phone yet? .. well too bad!One of the things you do when you get a new Blackberry is download themes, change backgrounds and generally fuck around with the look and function of your phone.here's essentially what it looks like out of the box. Mine had Verizon crap all over it of course.After finding a few I liked I decided it was time to try and make my own. Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-22779901457501648062009-10-02T08:37:00.000-07:002009-10-02T09:07:03.862-07:00New Phone Friday PhotosSo as you all know I've gone and gotten myself a new hand-held mobile device.here's the first batch of pictures with it. enjoy hella pictdom.here's some screenshots of different wallpapers and themes I've been messing with. random pics... you're favorite!feeling lucky?Diet Jolt? sort of defies the purpose right?who's that hansom devil?I really think there should be a whole day course on the Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-34978946779260409192009-09-30T17:20:00.001-07:002009-09-30T17:31:02.803-07:00Bonus!As long as I can remember my uncle and my dad would rave about this long lost burger of all burgers known as the Bonus Jack. Well, be lost no longer. Jack must have gotten tired of my uncle Gordon writing him because like Jack himself, the coveted Bonus Jack is back.Here it is in all of its smashed realistic glory. Don't get too excited. Maybe back in the 70s this kind of thing was the cats Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-77989529497309349032009-09-29T14:07:00.000-07:002009-09-29T14:26:58.745-07:00NitTwitt HypeSo, I resisted for a long time thinking.. Twitter? WTF, why do i need to tweet the size of my turd when I can post a picture of it on my facebook. (which would be pointless too if everyone did what they were supposed to do and checked the Noggins every day)Anyway, so I jumped on the bandwagon to see what all the twat hype was about and after giving it a good, honest chance I've decided that Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-3825952482433078732009-09-25T16:23:00.000-07:002009-09-25T16:37:02.018-07:00CrAcKbErrYHappy Friday. Here's some things I that I experienced today:-It's too fucking hot.-Mi Puebo food center is on fire-Jack in the Box brought back the Bonus Jack-My new crackberry is pretty rad-I'm out of gum and stamps-Jimbo needs to find something more productive to do on Friday afternoons.I drew half, then flipped it.new and actually nice thai place downtown MTZ.Blackberry Tour for Verizon Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-39269403875235850072009-09-23T10:29:00.001-07:002009-09-23T12:06:44.602-07:00Font in Japan (its here!)My copy of TYPE FONTBAT is here from Japan. Let me just say how rad Japan is. even the envelope it came in was rad. In case you didnt know this book features three fonts that I created. KOOBZ, Oakland Hills 1991, and Deccodisco. (as seen below)This book is really high quality. multiple paper types and page colors. Very cool!here's some pics.DeccodiscoOakland Hills 1991KOOBZThere's a ton of Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-12665400986607538312009-09-22T12:30:00.000-07:002009-09-22T12:48:04.223-07:00There goes another $100 I DONT have.Just got a $100 parking ticket in front of my house for stupid street sweeping. I'm so pissed, but here's why it makes me sick to my stomach.First off, I knew it was Tuesday, I knew it was nearing the end of the month so I checked the calendar.. nope one more Tuesday in the month. Then, I heard a street sweeper but it was on another street or it could be the tractors and shit from the Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-63786777220256950172009-09-18T16:30:00.000-07:002009-09-18T16:43:27.698-07:00Jimbo needs to get a lifeJimbo is addicted to Friday Photo Blog. I thought the UMF post would be good enough. I guess not.here's your dang photos.Steve & Remmy made a Max. takes after dad.cat maildont ask.Mormons came to my house again.ok all done. not much this week. sorry. I need a job.also, they found more human bones on that fuckers property in Antioch. I bet every unsolved missing girl case from the past 20 Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-51816109727047322152009-09-18T11:37:00.000-07:002009-09-18T12:12:07.675-07:00What I was doing in 1994 (UMF content)You may have heard me go on about the punk band I was in back in high school. We were called U.M.F. which stood for Ugly Mother Fuckers. We pretty much kicked ass. Here's the original and only true UMF line up..Cuny - false teeth/vocals, Jeff - Guitar/vocals, Kevin- baggy pants/bass, and Kirk- dog rapist/drums! circa 1995here's a candid shot from the School year book. Cuny wasn't there that Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-29096879501393188172009-09-15T10:55:00.000-07:002009-09-15T11:01:27.387-07:00no love for the K, I,R, KSo remember when you were a kid and went to a theme park, or a gas station near a theme park and they had those racks of little license plates with names on them? Well, they never have my name. They always have Kurt tho. well, I was just reminded of those license plates thanks to Firefox's spell checker. If you suck and dont have firefox yet you wouldnt know that if you spell a word wrong it Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-43784547883070638562009-09-13T17:13:00.000-07:002009-09-13T17:41:37.832-07:00Interesting weather we're having?So yea following the hottest day ever I wake up to raindrops the next morning... and lightning, and thunder. After a bunch of rad California days a little actual weather is nice for a change.here goes nothing.imagine, if you will, that I took this with a good camera. it was a very crazy looking cloud pattern that morning. thunder and rain as stated above.yay!this. is some scary ass shit. I'm Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-32254093113897369972009-09-08T09:57:00.000-07:002009-09-08T10:15:00.840-07:00Font SushiA few of my fonts are being featured in a typeface book being published in Tokyo, Japan.here's what their site has to say about it:大好評「TYPE DINGBAT」に第２弾が誕生！ 今度は、ギリギリ読める絵フォント「FONTBAT（フォントバット）」を134書体集めました。「FONTBAT」とは、絵フォント（DINGBAT） だけど、アルファベット（FONT）としても使えるフォントのこと。好きな単語をタイプするだけで、オシャレなデザインになるのでメッセージカード、ロ ゴ、パッケージなど、いろんな使い方で楽しめます。もちろん付属CD-ROMに全フォントデータを収録。眺めているだけでも面白い、使えばもっと楽しい、 FONTBATの世界をお楽しみください！I Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-76996853219567982262009-09-04T15:14:00.001-07:002009-09-04T15:38:58.916-07:00Nappy Time... Not Buttmunch.Dang it's Friday already, again? ...time flies when you dont have a job.here's some of those pictures. Not that you care but I reduced the image size I take with my phone. My memory card said it was full. holy crap. Someone needs to take out the garbage.Oh speaking of reduced size... I watched like 4 episodes of Family Feud yesterday. People are fucking idiots. Maybe that's the whole point ofKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-42042572270210237482009-09-01T09:43:00.000-07:002009-09-01T10:24:40.120-07:00cheaping out on internet identityWhat the hell is up with not having a proper website anymore? and for this example I use the term "proper" very loosely. Seems like many businesses and bands are balking and taking the low road to myspace for their internet identity.I google "red hat concord", the bar my new band is playing at on September 12th, to see if they mention us in their upcoming shows. I also wanted to check out the Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-30547847219735050782009-08-28T17:47:00.000-07:002009-08-28T18:02:56.557-07:00Blog Blogity Blog.Fuck that fucking fucker in Antioch who kidnapped and totured that girl all those years... also, here's that photo friday you've been looking for.photogenic. Can you say... BACON Cheese steak? this is my new band for 2 days. we have a show at Blakes tonite, 8:30. be there.sky niceness.best band name ever.cute overload!!is that like a detachable penis?Metallica put Speed Metal on the map. Who didKirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-2294670512086286852009-08-22T09:52:00.000-07:002009-08-22T09:59:52.454-07:00Photo BriefsIt's late, and not so extensive. more kitten pics too, sorry.meow.Parked in the $8 lot today en lieu of taking the FART train. I even stopped at starbucks and it took me 16 minutes. the commute home sucked tho.work work workI do a lot of this.say that 5 times fastalso, Sara got wasted last night. Have a great weekend.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-55588759832908304822009-08-17T22:56:00.000-07:002009-08-17T23:34:07.028-07:00photos. you know, a couple days late.boom shakka lakka boom. my life isnt quite as routine as it once was. and since my internet access got shut down at work i cant do the noggins. kitten street gangwhoo hoo sounds fancy. sign me up.my painting, he bought it, and bolted it to his priusmmm bite size balls.ok so despite the shitty photo, this is a so-called TacoBell/Pizza Hut. but by looking at the decor, and especially the menu, Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-12754406979840615142009-08-12T06:50:00.000-07:002009-08-12T07:09:22.694-07:00No, sir, I dont like it.Mother fuckers. So, when I got up to get lunch yesterday the IT guy says, "hey make sure you save your work 'cuz I gotta restart your computer." "That's fine" I told him, I had my portable usb drive hooked up running some mp3's to listen too so I asked him if that was ok to have hooked up while he did whatever he had to do. He said he'd check. check? What? ok whatever.When I get back with my Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19790647.post-62153843265654630852009-08-08T11:30:00.000-07:002009-08-08T11:40:30.014-07:00Foto Saturday just doesnt have the sqame ring to it.sorry I spaced yesterday. you got a blog post, but no photos.here you go you vampires. sorry its mostly kitten pictures.why is this not scaring the "I wanna happy meal" out of kids?go giants!meow. as you can see Rocko is kind of a ham.special thanks to Todai for thier free WiFi.Kirk Sheltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03269144717191708795noreply@blogger.com4