Spicy Taco Bell Lady is Living Muy. (Fast Food Noggins)

I just ordered Taco Bell drive thru to get my favorite top tier fast food breakfast item, the Breakfast Crunchwrap with Sausage. I used to get the meal deal with a 4 pack Cinnabon Delights (click here for a funny taco bell cinnabon story) and a coffee but they recently changed their coffee and it tastes like industrial cleanser now. I complained twice thinking it was just maybe because I was the first person to order black coffee that day and they maybe just cleaned the coffee maker but the second time the guy said they recently changed their coffee brand and I wasn't the the first person to complain. How many people does it take because it's totally gross now. It's a bummer because I used to actually not hate their coffee.

Now while I'm taking a gander at the order screen I notice that they have the new Limited Time Only: Salted Caramel Churros. They didn't have em when we ordered from the app last time so I hopefully asked if they had them.

Gonna interject here to set the mood a little bit. I've noticed almost every FF place around here anyway has one older Mexican Madre running the whole fucking place. Even if she's not the manager she's in charge, everyone knows it and she doesn't fuck around. The employee in this story was the Taco Bell Madre.

After I ask if they have the Salted Caramel Churros she hesitates– not a long time but a noticeable amount in terms of drive-thru flow. She finally replies.. "(inaudible drive-thru speaker sounds)..tunately – yes. Do you want to order that?" So I say yea and she gives me my total. As I'm driving away from the menu scree I'm thinking "did she just say fortunately or unfortunately?' The vibe sounded like it was unfortunate that they had the new Limited Time Only-Salted Caramel Churros but she said yes so I'm not sure if she's just being spicy or not. This is the Madre we're dealing with so who knows. All I could think is that if it was unfortunately, that they were hard to make and people have been getting mad that their orders were taking so long.

I eventually get up to the window and she immediately asks me if I like the churros. I told her that I'd never had em and I wanted to try them. Then she makes a grimace and says "ayeee they're too salty. I don't like it" while shaking her head. Ha! She was being spicy!

"no bueno!" 

Review: They are kinda salty but in a salted caramel treat from Disneyland kinda way. Not sure I'd describe them as too salty if she hadn't said anything. 8/10 would again.

Why Are Rich People So Gross?

Why are rich people so weird and gross? All the Epstein stuff coming out is just some of the worst shit imaginable and even shit you would never imagine.  Then I just read an SFGATE story that's kind of not important, about a bday party for a 49ers exec with a who's who of well known SF elite attendees where they had live sex acts & BDSM show as the entertainment.  "Among the entertainers were “male and female strippers from the Mitchell Brothers theater, some simulating fellatio; a 300-plus pound sadomasochist performing oral sex on his female partner; and a leather-clad dominatrix who carved a satanic star into a man’s back, urinated on him and sodomized him with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s,” Like what is the appeal? In private do whatever you want (within legal reason obviously) but what is it with rich people and being so gross and weird? Like Bohemian Grove, Eyes Wide Shut weird shit.  

Many moons ago when my old band was talking to record companies we started brushing up against that gross world. Record company turds would wave rich shit at us.  It started out innocently with expensive steak dinners in Hollywood and NYC but then devolved to strippers and drugs to try to woo us into signing with their label. After seeing all that shit from the inside I used to joke that the record business was just a bunch of dudes jerking each other off. And it's just not the record business it's just all business where greed runs everything. Sex and debauchery are currency. It's gross.

Some guys I knew who's family had their own small business grew up rich kids because of it and just the kind of gross shit they would do as adults working for that company. Lie, cheat on their wives, take clients to strippers, buy hookers, use cocaine all like it was a badge of pride. something to brag about, to try to get other rich turds to do business with them  because other rich turds are suckers for it.  And they learned all of this shit from their dad who they knew did all that shit too.  

It's like they knew there was this imaginary place they didn't actually know was Epstein Island but being able to have access to it was a life goal for these types of people.

If you're still here, thanks for reading all that. This is just my personal experience being let into the secret weird world of gross rich people hoping I'd be impressed by it. And just feeling gross about it. Kind of the plot of HOSTEL 2.  I mean I never really thought about it until now but yes, all this Epstein shit totally tracks. It's like they're so rich they start run out of shit that gets them off and then use this shit to try to impress other psychopaths. 

Happy New Year! You get Photo Friday!!

Welp, we made it another year.   Here's some photos. 
 

Band recording.  Hopefully you will get to hear it this year. 

Fuck Trump.  Forever.  

Dude brought a snake to the F st. Market. 

I made a real pumpkin pie from a real pumpkin!  It was good! 

Had Thanksgiving Poutine.  Because fuck America right now. 

Their bones are their money.  and so are the worms. 

found the Taco PEZ that the Lego Taco PEZ is based on.  

Welcome to Derry. 

Thank god for the sign.  That would have been bad. 

Hey Sanna! 

Totes legal.  

Fuck this stupid bridge. I hate it. 

IYKYK

Norman says fuck the birthplace of the Martini. 

sick ride. 

this motherfucker scared the shit out of me.

ELF delivering mail. 

Hey, Canada eh. 

Rainbow over the refinery.  

Norman sleeps weird.  This cant be comfortable. 

Lets hang out in the creepy corner. 

I originally thought Tweeker built but someone suggested Grandpa built and I can totally see it. 

We busted open the very large snack basket for New Year's Eve. 

CHAT PILE!!! (all 5 of them!)

Made some fun drinks to ring in the new year.  (just kidding this is gross)