Mhoto Monday

i forgot last week. sue me.

played drums again. dude said "yea there's drums there" barely. the drum throne was a shitty office chair... with wheels! I was rocking AND rolling.

yes, those are maxi pads on the drum heads. they look stupid, you cant take them off, and they make the drums sound like crap. studio trick # 2,303.
I dont mean to be ungrateful, it was cool they let me use the drums there but dang.

coffee shop doodles.

kinda looks like a Japanese-American version of John Goodman.
-wasnt intentional.

remember this graphic back in like 07? it finally showed up.

I told him to send more than one. I got only one. shipped from portugal in paper, foam wrapping, black trash bags, and brown tape.

what's that smell Frankie? Smells like Europe and arm pits

eventually this will replace the dirt.

this was one of the best carnitas burritos i've had in a while. MiPueblo!

I made this in 11th grade.

It's not too late to get a ton of these before X-Mas.
now 10% off till jan 1st.

see how much Jimbo loves his!

Unemployment were jerks and withheld my check this month until I answer some questions. so I'm like super broke till the scheduled phone call in fucking December. donations, gallery skateboard buyings and shirt buyings appreciated.

thanks!

Thanksgiving.

Pfriday the Pfirteenpf

here come the photos!

me: circa 1995

this is just about the only thing i look forward to

Fuck you S-Curve!

Fuck you Soccer Moms!

wine-o

the best root beer.

wine-o

payaso!

teenez

dirt yard -1. kirk -0

damn that flash is bright.

I may make these my dailies.

gato catchin' some rays

this soda is the best shit ever. it's everything i liked about root beer, but 100% of it.

I miss LOST.

I made art!!

colored art!

for those of you who dont know, and for the ones who care, I'm 1/4 Panamanian. and proud.

these were left out of the post from my birthday a month ago. I dont know what happened, but here they are.

*giant mountain of fries not included.

rollerblades are the final proof we needed to prove that grimmace is in fact, gay
(and that Hamburglar is cool as shit)

Dad, brother, niece.

nephew

ok that's it.

Buy my shirts.

dont use any ladders, dont look at a mirror from the back side of it, or pet black cats. It's friday the 13th!

Buy my shirts!

I posted a bunch of my designs up at Redbubble.com. It's a t-shirt site. all my shirts are good and they're only $23.94.

I'm unemployed so you should buy some.

http://www.redbubble.com/people/kirksucks


thanks!

Novembritis

My cats are going fucking crazy.

for what it's worth, here's some photos on photo friday. sorry I missed ya last week.

caught me parking dirty. So I get back to my car and there's a ticket. I had worried about the time on the meter so I assumed it was for that. but I still had 40 mins left. Bitch ass berkeley cop ticketed me for no front plates. what a cock hole!

we made some bell peppers!

not that my sympathy doesnt go out to the victims of this horrible tragedy, but let it be a reminder that you never know when your Twitter page is gonna be on national TV.
nice one!

same goes for hickey girl. the 12 year old bride of some soldier stationed at Fort Hood. "maan, we wuz right in the middle of some hot luvin and that habib mother fucker went and shot some people. Ricky STILL has blue balls!"

Gato drinks from the soaker hose.

new deck, thanks steve!
note: filthy martinez skate park

this bitch had all kinds of anti abortion bullshit on her car. fucking catholic voodoo.
I want a shirt that says "ABORTION SAVED MY LIFE"

rad on the streets.

fire pit

this bitch and her mountain of groceries in the express lane. the registers need to stop scanning at 15 items, then sound a siren and make everyone point and laugh as they get escorted out of the store.

bushing blow out.

meow~!

hallowweeenn
I bought this mask in liek 1997 and it's still scaring the shit out of little kids.

this lesbian hippie bread rules.

NAYCHER!

my jack o lantern for 2009.

carved with a steak knife, chisel and a screwdriver.

cute factor of 11.

george!

nacho! half chihuahua/half whippet this dog is nuts.

I actually drew some shit. enjoy!

New Blackberry Tour theme!

The new theme I created has been picked up by mobilethemesworld.com. You can download it OTA (over the air to your phone) from that site.

here's what it looks like!

non-dock version

dock-only version. (this is the one I'm using)

And I created all the icons for this theme. check em out.


and the dock only version works well with pretty much any background image you choose

this is a pic of a Jeremy Fish sticker i have on my car.

so yea, if you've got the Blackberry Tour you can install this theme for free
(donations appreciated)

click here to get it!

happy halloween fuck faces!

here's my jack-o-lantern i carved last night.

sorry for the lack of photofriday action. I really have no excuse. also in case anyone cared, kittens are doing well in the polls.

Eat Shit.

photo goodness on a Tuesday night.

I turned 33.

ok fuck you. good night.

Taking you to the edge!

If there's a Hell, it's being tied in a chair forced to listen to loops of every 90.5 KHVS station I.D. and public service announcement for all of eternity. Fuck, those kids are lame.

here's some pictures.

Pay Inside?

there really isnt an "Inside"

my citay by the bayee ayee

Mi Fuckin' Pueblo

remember when vans had cool paintings on them?

3 kids and a fucking chicken. they put their fucking chicken on there!!!!

Lipshok, live at the Time Out. we had to play after this force of metal.

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imystery depot

watch out for men shooting red lightning from their chests.

I need underwear that says this on it.

oh some that say that too!

mmm, golf shop? no?.. uhh window repair shop? no?.. shit, um pet shop?
fuck, I give up what is it?

Pa turned 81.

sunsets rule.

I have a ton more kitten pictures but I'm not sure everyone want's to see em anymore, so please let me know in the poll below.

are you ready for more kittens?
	YES! I love kittens!
	NO! I am so sick of your damn cats i wanna puke
	I plead ALF.
pollcode.com free polls

also, Soundgarden was pretty good. I was too busy listening to Death Metal to appreciate em back then.

Pfoto Pfriday & Pfun!

Pfucking 'Pf' words! WTPF?

anyhoo we're back with another editon of pfoto pfriday. I hope you like it.

halloween BG for blackberry.

WTF!!!! dog snuggie on the commercial.

smile!

coors lite?

rocko's gonna get a trucker tan

fake spitfire shit in the vending machine at MiPueblo.

playing with giant fuzzy spider.

san fran

lap of doom

i hate home depot.

Hi can I take your name.. "its KIRK" "CURT? ok" then i watched her write this. Curg? is that even a name?

holy ass fuck!!!! they're real! Dog Snuggie at Walmart OMG!!

Have I told you guys how much I hate these things? Oh how cute you have 7 kids, and your driving a Rav4. I hate people.

Hey look, a lady making out with a mango. that's hot. Put some picante powder on it.

Carrows. Martinez. Saturday night. I guess these 6 old guys show up to the bar at Carrows, set up the Karaoke gear and proceed to bombard the patrons with ballads from the 40's and 50's until the place is empty. They're like the Karaoke mafia too cuz I didnt see anyone else even attempt to go up there and sing a song. It's not like they have Like a Virgin or anything you'd actually want to Karaoke.


oh yea, Sara ordered a beer at Carrows and the guy brings her this. Dead serious he asks if there's anything else he can get us.. I replied "How bout the rest of this beer?" he went on to tell us that the tap was messed up and that's all the beer he could get from it, and offered her any other bottled beer at no cost... oh, he was making a joke. what a loser. man up and tell those geezers to take their post-war era music somewheres else, cuz their scaring off the customers.

ROCKO!

Ok you Pfuckers, that's all the Pfotos I got Pfor you today. Have a Pfantastic Pfriday.

Tues and Wed there's supposed to be gnarly weather. Good thing I cleaned out my rain gutters!

putting the CRACK in Crackberry

Are you sick of hearing about my new phone yet? .. well too bad!

One of the things you do when you get a new Blackberry is download themes, change backgrounds and generally fuck around with the look and function of your phone.

here's essentially what it looks like out of the box. Mine had Verizon crap all over it of course.

After finding a few I liked I decided it was time to try and make my own. So I DL'd the theme builder software and all the trimmings that go with it and started teaching myself the martial art of making a Blackberry theme.

here's the fruit (pardon the pun) of my labors.

If you have a Blackberry Tour 9630 and would like to have this totally awesome theme, drop me a line.

New Phone Friday Photos

So as you all know I've gone and gotten myself a new hand-held mobile device.

here's the first batch of pictures with it. enjoy hella pictdom.

here's some screenshots of different wallpapers and themes I've been messing with.

random pics... you're favorite!

feeling lucky?

Diet Jolt? sort of defies the purpose right?

who's that hansom devil?

I really think there should be a whole day course on the theory of merging in traffic before you can get your license.

some bullshit on my desk.

are you ready?.... KITTENS!

ok back to the random pics

Tim Brauch memorial skate competition. Here's some pics of the most non exciting skaters of the day.

this may or may not be Chris's turd.

Bar band. ugg.


Here's some pics of Jer & Stephs wedding I was in. We sweated alot.

this is a caricature I did of Jer for the wedding slide show.

ok more random.

I hate football and I think this rules.

Damnit Disney, stay the fuck out of the one holiday i have left.

And last but not least, some more UMF photos from the archives

so young and svelte.

David Letterman is a pimp. bye!

Bonus!

As long as I can remember my uncle and my dad would rave about this long lost burger of all burgers known as the Bonus Jack.

Well, be lost no longer. Jack must have gotten tired of my uncle Gordon writing him because like Jack himself, the coveted Bonus Jack is back.

Here it is in all of its smashed realistic glory.

Don't get too excited. Maybe back in the 70s this kind of thing was the cats pajamas but today in a time of over drippy pastrami teriyaki burgers the BJ (lol) is basically a Jumbo Jack with a big mac middle bun minus the onion & tomato, substitute secret sauce. Yes, I said secret sauce. I used to always order a Jumbo Jack substitute secret sauce but for some reason they stopped letting me. They would offer me a packet of secret sauce instead. What kind of shit is that? So I guess the "bonus" is one extra soggy bun.

Well, shit no more! Just order a Bonus Jack (for a limited time only) and toss the middle bun out the window, or keep it in and throw a middle finger in the air at McDonalds for thinking they own the rights to middle buns.

Sent (mostly) from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

NitTwitt Hype

So, I resisted for a long time thinking.. Twitter? WTF, why do i need to tweet the size of my turd when I can post a picture of it on my facebook. (which would be pointless too if everyone did what they were supposed to do and checked the Noggins every day)

Anyway, so I jumped on the bandwagon to see what all the twat hype was about and after giving it a good, honest chance I've decided that Twitter is pretty stupid.


See you on facebook losers.

CrAcKbErrY

Happy Friday. Here's some things I that I experienced today:

-It's too fucking hot.
-Mi Puebo food center is on fire
-Jack in the Box brought back the Bonus Jack
-My new crackberry is pretty rad
-I'm out of gum and stamps
-Jimbo needs to find something more productive to do on Friday afternoons.

I drew half, then flipped it.

new and actually nice thai place downtown MTZ.

Blackberry Tour for Verizon Wireless

harvested the basil and made some kick ass bruchetta

b

I'm glad I dont wear a watch anymore. them's shits is like $500 for an OK one.

getting drug to go bra shopping really isnt that bad. there's soft-core everywhere you look.

rocko taco!

creeper doll

somebody broke satans chair.

I was supposed to write something about Stinkface in this blog but I forgot.

Font in Japan (its here!)

My copy of TYPE FONTBAT is here from Japan. Let me just say how rad Japan is. even the envelope it came in was rad. In case you didnt know this book features three fonts that I created. KOOBZ, Oakland Hills 1991, and Deccodisco. (as seen below)

This book is really high quality. multiple paper types and page colors. Very cool!

here's some pics.

Deccodisco

Oakland Hills 1991

KOOBZ

There's a ton of really cool fonts and it comes with a CD with all the fonts that you can install. I think it has tutorials and stuff for photoshop and illustrator too.

I guess this makes me a published font author. stick that in a pipe and blow bubbles with it!.

all of my fonts can be seen and downloaded at http://www.dafont.com/kirk-shelton.d2008