How is it March? January 1st feels like it was 7 years ago. I know Feb is the shortest month but it literally flew by. If I'm being honest 2019 feels like a whole different lifetime ago. Anyhoo, here's some nonsense.
Today I was at the Jack in The Box drive thru. I hate drive thrus but our one and only Jack in The Box is still closed for dine-in because of Covid. A lot of dining rooms have opened back up but the few that haven't by now I think have just gotten used to not having to deal with shitty customers in person, homeless bugging them and messy assholes shitting up the place. I don't blame them but that doesn't change the fact that I hate drive thrus. Like I've said before the combination of shitty speakers and employees who's first language is not English is a recipe for disaster. Today I ordered my Jumbo Jack like I always do; no mayo, no ketchup. Add mustard. But they must have gotten new people because the old guy would finish my order for me because he knew it was me. Today as with the last couple times when I ask for no mayo, no ketchup the read out says "no pickles" I never said pickles. One time it said no lettuce. I never said lettuce. I tried to correct him but he just told me my total and said thank you. They had to remake when I clarified at the window. Sorry line of cars behind me. Fucking drive thru!!
Last night I had a dream that I had to take over driving a pirate ship. For some reason the captain was unable to do it but was sitting near me telling me what to do. Most of the time I really didnt do shit but keep the giant ship steering wheel straight. But then it got super windy and I didnt know what to do. The captain was hella drunk but he was yelling in a gruff pirate voice "TURN LEFT!!!!!" so I'd spin the motherfucker with all my might to the left. then "RIIIGGHHHTTTT!!!!" So then I'd spin it the other way. I started to get the hang of it then suddenly there was hella traffic. A bunch of other big pirate ships, smaller boats, then huge modern oil tankers and yachts. I was still going full speed like it was open ocean so I had to keep zigging and zagging like crazy to not hit any of the other ships. It was intense. Then out of no where I see a semi truck.. A big rig with a 70ft trailer. Then I noticed that there was an asphalt highway. A paved road that went straight through the middle of the ocean rising up out of the sea. I was headed straight for it and hit it but skidded my keel up the side and back down the berm of road popping out of the water. Amazing it didnt break right off but it was a dream so fuck it. I got back in the water and zigged and zagged some more .... then I woke up.
I've been obsessed with this new TV show on AppleTV Plus (I know another streaming service I hate that I have to have) called Severance. Open the web version if you're on mobile (link at the bottom) and use the searchy thingy in the top right and search for Lost. You don't have to read any of it but you'll get an idea of how utterly stupid I was over that show. Anyway, 3 episodes into Severance and I'm getting the tingles again like I did back then. Luckily there's reddit now and I can get my theory fix there instead of blasting it all on here. Just watch the trailer.
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