I shouldn't talk shit because I'm almost 50 and I know we're supposed to respect our elders but sometimes there are people out there who have been the same shitty assholes for 50 years and they're just in a body that society has demanded that we respect. Been dealing with some really shitty boomers lately and it's frustrating because of this "respect your elders" shit. You have done nothing but breathe for a couple decades longer than me while learning nothing about being a decent human being. I don't like you.
While I was taking a piss at work just now I heard this old guy whistling and humming a tune walking towards the bathroom. I didn't see him but he smelled old. Hard to explain that, but the old person smell, the crusty voice, the talking to themselves and the median demographic of the customers here I could tell he was probably in his late 60s to 70s. Anyway, I hear him clear his throat while he walks by behind me to the toilet stall and he hums part of a tune then whistles a part and then kind of grunts a "mm hmm" as he opens the bathroom stall. I hear him in the stall talking to himself. "ok...yup" and hum again dee dee da dum followed by more whistling the same tune again. He then grunts and clears his throat as he pre-flushes the toilet. Another whistle whistle hum hum as he sits down. while I wash my hands "uh huh, ok... daaa deee" whistle whistle. I can hear him still as I'm walking out of the bathroom. Fuck yea, old weird dude. Way to not be an asshole.
