May The Force Be With Us - How it went. PYMHM

So back during the pandemic everyone was stuck at home forced to find things to entertain themselves that didn't require going out into public.   Meg and I had the radical idea of watching all the  Star Warseses from the beginning in chronological order.  With the recent announcement of several new Star Wars series and a movie or two we figured this would be a good way to know what the fuck they were talking about.  As it turns out we in-fact did not get through the 500 Clone Wars episodes.  I joked there was 500 but it's actually 133 episodes.  It's 66 fucking hours of wise-cracking Battle Droids and writing very much meant for kids.  It's canon, I get it but I dont even think COVID restrictions lasted that fucking long. 

You can read the Post You Might Have Missed-  how it started:  May The Force Be With Us 

It's basically a hate-letter to Anakin. 

So since then there was a ton of new StarWars content and a lot of it came from the Clone Wars and Rebels timeline so of course we had no idea what the fuck was going on.  It was entertaining but felt like we were missing some backstory.  They needed a live action movie somewhere in there that summed up the 3 days worth of viewing Clone Wars.  

We mostly enjoyed all of the new shows. The movies were fine.  I'm not nerd-married to the franchise so I wasn't butt-hurt about anything they added or omitted or whatever.  Kylo Ren sucks to me as a character but what do you expect he's following in his grandpa's footsteps.  All of the bad ones anyway.  Fuck Anakin.  

With that being said Andor was a fucking gem.  Spot on political and social commentary wrapped up in a sci-fi package.  Also it focuses on why there were Rebels in the first place without all the fairytale Jedi bullshit.  

I'll end with this: 

@jasonkpargin #starwars #andor #movie ♬ Carmen Habanera, classical opera(1283412) - perfectpanda

And since we're finally getting another SpaceBalls....  "May the Schwartz Be With You!!" 

Mayonnaise people. Fuck off.

I've ranted at length about condiments that I hate and condiments that I like on here.  I'm sure I've bitched about how a bottle of ketchup is standard on every diner and greasy spoon table but if you ask for mustard they bring you 2 packets.  I've complained about when the person making my sandwich at the deli asks "mayo, mustard" they already have their itchy trigger finger on the mayo cannon ready to blast before I even answer... and they're shocked, appalled that you dont want mayo "NO MAYO?!!" like I'm a fucking alien. Like I've insulted their humanity. Or if I order a burger with no mayo they ask me to repeat my order like I fucked up. "woops almost blew my cover" For fuck's sake. Anyway, today I saw this abomination.

This fucking country loves their beloved mayonnaise so damn much they just can't stop fucking with shit. They love this shit so much that they can't just let mustard be mustard, they had to make Dijonnaise, and now they can't just let butter be butter they have to make this garbage.   They're using a grilled cheese sandwich to promote this. I'm sure it's because of the "whats better mayo or butter for a grilled cheese"  argument but it's butter.  Butter is better. Mayo is gross. If you want to use it, use it but why do you need to mix them?  Go enjoy your puss sauce and leave the butter people alone.