I've ranted at length about condiments that I hate and condiments that I like on here. I'm sure I've bitched about how a bottle of ketchup is standard on every diner and greasy spoon table but if you ask for mustard they bring you 2 packets. I've complained about when the person making my sandwich at the deli asks "mayo, mustard" they already have their itchy trigger finger on the mayo cannon ready to blast before I even answer... and they're shocked, appalled that you dont want mayo "NO MAYO?!!" like I'm a fucking alien. Like I've insulted their humanity. Or if I order a burger with no mayo they ask me to repeat my order like I fucked up. "woops almost blew my cover" For fuck's sake. Anyway, today I saw this abomination.
This fucking country loves their beloved mayonnaise so damn much they just can't stop fucking with shit. They love this shit so much that they can't just let mustard be mustard, they had to make Dijonnaise, and now they can't just let butter be butter they have to make this garbage. They're using a grilled cheese sandwich to promote this. I'm sure it's because of the "whats better mayo or butter for a grilled cheese" argument but it's butter. Butter is better. Mayo is gross. If you want to use it, use it but why do you need to mix them? Go enjoy your puss sauce and leave the butter people alone.
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