Some people have what is gleefully known as "a green thumb" Not me. I have dead grey thumbs. I hate gardening. I hate planting shit. I hate it all. I put you in the ground, you have dirt, I water you, you have plenty of sun... yet you just fucking die. Why are you not working like you're supposed to nature? Too much god damned work if you ask me.
This meme speaks to me. Every single time I try to plant anything and watch it die while random shit I didn't even plant magically propagates like crazy. Why can't the plant scientists take the gene that's in weeds that makes them grow literally anywhere with seemingly no sun or water or soil and put them into the plants we actually want?? WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!!!!!! GMO that fucking shit.
No comments:
Post a Comment