putting the CRACK in Crackberry

Are you sick of hearing about my new phone yet? .. well too bad!

One of the things you do when you get a new Blackberry is download themes, change backgrounds and generally fuck around with the look and function of your phone.

here's essentially what it looks like out of the box. Mine had Verizon crap all over it of course.

After finding a few I liked I decided it was time to try and make my own. So I DL'd the theme builder software and all the trimmings that go with it and started teaching myself the martial art of making a Blackberry theme.

here's the fruit (pardon the pun) of my labors.

If you have a Blackberry Tour 9630 and would like to have this totally awesome theme, drop me a line.

New Phone Friday Photos

So as you all know I've gone and gotten myself a new hand-held mobile device.

here's the first batch of pictures with it. enjoy hella pictdom.

here's some screenshots of different wallpapers and themes I've been messing with.

random pics... you're favorite!

feeling lucky?

Diet Jolt? sort of defies the purpose right?

who's that hansom devil?

I really think there should be a whole day course on the theory of merging in traffic before you can get your license.

some bullshit on my desk.

are you ready?.... KITTENS!

ok back to the random pics

Tim Brauch memorial skate competition. Here's some pics of the most non exciting skaters of the day.

this may or may not be Chris's turd.

Bar band. ugg.


Here's some pics of Jer & Stephs wedding I was in. We sweated alot.

this is a caricature I did of Jer for the wedding slide show.

ok more random.

I hate football and I think this rules.

Damnit Disney, stay the fuck out of the one holiday i have left.

And last but not least, some more UMF photos from the archives

so young and svelte.

David Letterman is a pimp. bye!

Bonus!

As long as I can remember my uncle and my dad would rave about this long lost burger of all burgers known as the Bonus Jack.

Well, be lost no longer. Jack must have gotten tired of my uncle Gordon writing him because like Jack himself, the coveted Bonus Jack is back.

Here it is in all of its smashed realistic glory.

Don't get too excited. Maybe back in the 70s this kind of thing was the cats pajamas but today in a time of over drippy pastrami teriyaki burgers the BJ (lol) is basically a Jumbo Jack with a big mac middle bun minus the onion & tomato, substitute secret sauce. Yes, I said secret sauce. I used to always order a Jumbo Jack substitute secret sauce but for some reason they stopped letting me. They would offer me a packet of secret sauce instead. What kind of shit is that? So I guess the "bonus" is one extra soggy bun.

Well, shit no more! Just order a Bonus Jack (for a limited time only) and toss the middle bun out the window, or keep it in and throw a middle finger in the air at McDonalds for thinking they own the rights to middle buns.

Sent (mostly) from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

NitTwitt Hype

So, I resisted for a long time thinking.. Twitter? WTF, why do i need to tweet the size of my turd when I can post a picture of it on my facebook. (which would be pointless too if everyone did what they were supposed to do and checked the Noggins every day)

Anyway, so I jumped on the bandwagon to see what all the twat hype was about and after giving it a good, honest chance I've decided that Twitter is pretty stupid.


See you on facebook losers.

CrAcKbErrY

Happy Friday. Here's some things I that I experienced today:

-It's too fucking hot.
-Mi Puebo food center is on fire
-Jack in the Box brought back the Bonus Jack
-My new crackberry is pretty rad
-I'm out of gum and stamps
-Jimbo needs to find something more productive to do on Friday afternoons.

I drew half, then flipped it.

new and actually nice thai place downtown MTZ.

Blackberry Tour for Verizon Wireless

harvested the basil and made some kick ass bruchetta

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I'm glad I dont wear a watch anymore. them's shits is like $500 for an OK one.

getting drug to go bra shopping really isnt that bad. there's soft-core everywhere you look.

rocko taco!

creeper doll

somebody broke satans chair.

I was supposed to write something about Stinkface in this blog but I forgot.