Dec 28, 2007

happy new year

i guess this will be the last photo friday of 2007. I'm not going to do anything special. I'm tired.


xmas karaoke

the Indian food place in the market's getting their "Green On" with this new biodegradable container. It gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling as I tossed that into the trash. (not to mention the plastic bag it came in, that's destroying earth one bag at a time)

a gallon of gas station coffee not enough for you? now you can get "STOKE'd" off this concentrated coffee shot you can add to your gut buster mug.

who wants a Cream Kiss? I know i do.

Thongs, the magazine? oh yes.

these arent just some old cups with napkins in them. this is an actual product for sale at 7-11. "Tissue Cups" why didnt I think of that?

Yep. Raiders Donuts. when your done you can use the Tissue Cups.

i think i saw her down town martinez the other night

i want to be the young version of this dude for halloween next year

I'm glad we got to the bottom of that.

SlizzleKendizzle X-mas bash 2007.


i love warning labels like this. I think of the people that did it, and got hurt then used "it didnt say we couldn't. or that it would be unsafe if we tried it" as their defense and the washing machine company had to pay a settlement to some fucktards, and then was ordered to put these warnings on their shit.


new camera phone special effects. yay

this is my pubic hair when i'm 60

done and done!!!

ok guys, this is how much of a rock star i am. who else gets xmas cards from their friends at SABIAN?

this was my gift from Secret Santa. fucking score!

here's my co workers during the gift exchange. someone in this photo dropped a stink bomb out of their ass right next to my cubicle and it sucked. no one fessed up. I think it was the guy in the hat.

"Dont Hate in 2008"

Dec 21, 2007

I got a New Phone!

hey its the office annual xmas bash today. that means i get a random gift from a co-worker that may or may not know me. the name i pulled out of the hat just started working here and no one knows anything about her. I hope she likes Starbucks because thats what she's gettin!.

here's the pics left over on my old phone. She was a good little phone but it was time for an upgrade.
Skate buddy and amateur naturalist, Steve found this Martinez Tree Crab last weekend at the skatepark.

and now here's the pics from my new phone!

This is my new phone!

that "Baby It's Cold Outside" song makes me think of date rape. so i drew this comic.
(click for full size)

from pencil to photoshop
i got stickers!


I didn't. shh

yes, these are my gnarly foots

El Chile Jalepeno's in Oakland is the chronic son.

there was a wreck


PAKISTANI RESTAURANT ("Jerry, you are a verry BAD MAN")

Happy Holidays from the noggins. I pissed in the Egg Nogg.

my brother was messing around in MsPaint i think and made "X Mas Noggins Monster" Freakin' sweet, thanks Bri! getting some skills man!