Sep 12, 2006

what the hell am i here for?

So last night i had my art class and my AutoCad class again. Art was cool, we curtiqued our composition and value balance project. No one really had anything bad to say about mine, but the teacher used mine as an example of how turning an abstract piece can totally change how it looks. Mine looked better turned 90 degrees. so i turned it in that way. a lot of people in that class really suck at drawing. wow is all i gotta say.. (Jimbo, thats a wow moment "WOW these people suck") For the most part tho, the morons in my classes are starting to shut the fuck up and realise they are idiots. all but these two guys in my AutoCad class. They sit next to each other now. like a force of stupid hoping together they will be smarter. you'll hear more about that later...

Then we had to bring in Eggs. yes, eggs. hard boiled eggs to draw. we didnt have time to draw eggs so we just stared at them for 40 minutes. and looked at projected slides of shitty egg drawings...that gave me a headache. ugh. so on wednesday I'll be drawing an egg. paying close attention to the different values of grey and their relationship to shadow and highlight. i'll bring some excedrin.

then i had my AutoCad class. ugh. Seriously people need to learn how to use windows before they go and take a class for a pretty advanced program like AutoCad. I winced inside when the instructor asked if we had any questions from last week. As i was saying before, this one guy... man... this one guy was frustrated because he still couldnt figure out "the copy thing" and his partner in crime kept seconding his questions "yea I was wondering about that too" DUDE.. if you cant copy and paste something from one file to another get the fuck out!! youre wasting all of our time. The second guy in this dynamic duo of dumb (alliteration!) likes to ask questions that are so irrellavant and assinine that it confuses the teacher. She tries to answer it and confuses the rest of the class. its fucking annoying.
Eventually we got through the lecture and the lab portion of our lesson. I started talking to the instructor about Autocad and how I could figure out other 3-D programs but AutoCad was harder for me to understand. She asked "if you know inventor [an autocad compatible 3D program] why do you want to learn Autocad?" she had a point, you can totally make autocad files from a 3D inventor file. A process which has become more standard in the industry... she went on to say "The industry is starting to pretty much phase out 2-D programs like Autocad now anyway. I dont even know why we teach it here still" UGGHHH!! whaat? what the hell am i here for?

I think i'll finish this semester and take what i learned and apply it to the 3D end of what i do. After what she said it just seems pointless to keep going.

sorry, to bore you with my stupid life, but isnt that what blogs are for?

Sep 11, 2006

My 9-11 story

It was Fall of 2001 and my band had just secured a demo deal with Madonna's record label, Maverick Records. A few weeks prior a rep from that company came to see us at one of our local shows. At that time my band was at the top of its popularity locally and we had a really good turnout. The rep was the guy who discovered the band Disturbed who was, and still is a pretty popular metal band from Chicago. The deal we got furnished us the opportunity to record a demo in Chicago with the producer that recorded all of Disturbed's music, Johnny K that would be listened to personally by the president of Maverick Records. This was the big break we had been waiting for. The weeks leading up to our visit to Chicago we rehearsed the songs we thought were our best and just started counting the days.

The counting was over. Our bags were packed, our flights all arranged and our songs were as tight as they could be. The night before we all tried to just get a good nights sleep for our big day. Earlier than I had liked, my phone rang the next morning. It was my good friend and photographer of many shows, Justin. I answered the phone and before I could rant about how early it was he said "you're not going to Chicago today" why not, what are you talking about? "turn on the TV... We're under attack" WHAT? ! Shut up man, we have our plane tickets and everything.. What the hell are you talking about? My girlfriend Meg is waking up and asking what is going on. justin continues, "no dude, they bombed the world trade center in NY" Meg turned on the TV .. I just stared with my mouth open.. Oh my god what the fuck is going on. Questions and emotions filled me, just as almost everyone experiencing this at this moment. Then, the other plane hit and I remember the news people confirming that this indeed wasn't some accident. It was an attack. As if anyone had real doubt, hope maybe, but not doubt that this was anything other than what it really was. After the reality of it all sank in, and they started talking about grounding flights I remembered I had a flight today. The chance of my life to get a real studio demo for a label just got cancelled. I heard the TV news guy say something about pieces falling off the buildings and I looked... The first tower fell.. INSANITY.. Me and Meg are just in complete awe. Then the second one falls... How could this happen?!?! Immediately conspiracy theories popped into our heads "bush probably did this" we both agreed. But why? Still worried about our flight, I called the rest of my band members who were still dealing with what they just saw on TV... We called our manager. We scrambled to the Hotwire.com site to confirm that they would not refund our tickets... There was no clause in the agreement about terrorist attacks... We were frantic. What the hell do we do? On the TV, they were showing cheering crowds in Pakistan or somewhere, burning American flags and celebrating. whhaaat? I was like.. Why don't we fucking bomb those motherfuckers.. Look they're happy.. THEY did it.

By the next day, after reeling from all that transpired we found out finally that Hotwire is refunding tickets because of the tragedy. Without a flight tho, we still needed to get to Chicago. We wouldn't let some terrorists stop us from our chance at getting a record deal. We did what any self respecting band would do. We rented a minivan, loaded it with luggage and band equipment kissed our loved ones goodbye and drove! We drove like the wind. Nonstop minivan from Martinez to Chicago.

On the drive out there we were constantly reminded of the events from the day before. Every car on the road had an American flag on it. Every house, every storefront all had the full 2 page American flag that the newspaper printed in that days issue. It was pretty crazy. We even got some cheap Chinese made flags to put on the minivan. You could really see how unified the country was at that time. And you could defiantly see the reality of the flights being grounded. No planes anywhere.. And if you did see a plane you questioned it and got a little scared. There were a lot more rental cars and people driving. When we stopped in Cheyenne Wyoming for dinner we started talking about the Matrix sequel which was in production and that it was being filmed back home in Alameda. At this time a family had been seated near us and the father got up and corrected us on some fact we were curious about as h e walked by. He was gone before we could ask how he knew but his wife told us. "He's a director in Hollywood" cool, has he done anything we would have heard of? "he just finished American Pie 2..." And something else but I cant remember. Anyway, they were in that shitty little dinner place because they too, were driving across the country back to LA. We chit chatted about 9-11, and bragged that we were on our way to do a demo with a famous producer. 2 up and comers in the entertainment industry having no business in that little Italian restaurant brought together by a tragedy.

We finally made it to Chicago. It was amazing.. I had never been further than Reno and now I'm in Chicago, having just experienced "the Heartland" first hand. As we got closer to Chicago the first thing you see is the Sears Tower, realizing that now its the tallest building in America. We got a little worried that it would be the next target. We didn't get to go to the top and see the observation deck because it was, of course, closed because of the attack. There were these little reminders everywhere. Even tho we were there chasing our dream to be rockstars, it was overshadowed by what had happened. I'm trying not to say "9/11" because at that point, on 9-13, it wasn't a phrase people used yet. It was still just the other day to us.

One of the reminders which hit home with us was when Johnny got a letter from a record company colleague about songs that radio stations were pulling because of the attacks... "Anything referring to death, airplanes, buildings, bombs, fire..... "
etc etc etc... The list of songs included the obvious, "let the bodies hit the floor" by Drowning Pool and other heavy metal songs similar to that.. And the not so obvious "Benny and the jets" by Elton John and other songs by unthreatening artists with similar songs with "jets" or "plane" or "fire" in the title. It was ridiculous and our first taste of the powers that be stripping us of our rights and freedoms in the name of "the war on terrorism" Next came the Patriot act.

Jumping a few months ahead, my band ended up not signing with Maverick due to them not giving us an actual contract to sign. We gave them 2 weeks to listen to the demo. We paid for the trip out to Chicago but Johnny liked what we recorded so much, he was so confident we'd get a deal, he waived his fees and said to pay him when we got signed. With our confidence from that, at an all time high we took that demo and shopped it to every Major Label. Jump to November 2001, after months of schmoozing, showcasing for labels in LA we wake up the day we fly to NY to Showcase for Island records to find out that a plane crashed in NY. Not again! Our flight wasnt cancelled but delayed a few hours while they determined it wasnt connected to terrorism, by now we're just pissed because those damn terroists are keeping us from getting a record deal. We joked that it was a plot to keep us down. We arrive in NY, play for Island records and through an odd turn of events, we end up the next day in a NY high rise meeting with the head of rock music at Columbia records. Midway through our meeting we get on the subject of September 11th and he shows us a photo of him and his son on a boat in NY harbor with the twin towers in the background. He tells us that the picture was taken on Sept. 9th and continues to share with us how he remembers that day. It was interesting to get NewYorkers perspective. It really hit us pretty hard never really thinking about how regular people, not directly effected by it, but who were in NY dealt with it all.

Jumping even further now. Its been a couple years, we have recorded our album and are out on tour. We've been so caught up in our success and living the dream it sort of took us out of reality. We knew that there was a war, we knew there was shit going on but we kind of didn't think about it. I remember one day in like Iowa or something at a truckstop diner looking up at a TV showing war news and saying jokingly "so, did we win yet?" but the hardened down home USA patrons of the esablishment didn't think it was funny. I never felt so small in my life. And it sort of put everything back into perspective for me. The war was real and people were still very patriotic and concerned with what was going on.

Jump further yet, present day 5 years later... My band has broken up, I work 7-3 back at the job I left to become a rockstar and I find myself addicted to progressive talk radio. The war is STILL going on and we haven't caught binladen and Bush got REelected! There is SO much SHIT.

that's my 9-11 story. 5 fucking years.. What the fuck are we doing in Iraq? Hezbollah, Israel, Iran, Syria... Katrina .. Ugh..

My new band has a show on Sept. 30th at the pound if you wanna go.

Sep 8, 2006

Alvar Hanso Dharma Video!

this explains a lot about the Dharma project.


its part of the Lost Experience internet game, which is supposed to be a seperate entity from the show, but i have a hunch the losties will watch this at some point next season.

Too Much of a Good Thing

when i was a kid I got a swiss army knife. it was one of the smaller ones with 2 blades and a toothpick and tweezers in the side. I, like most kids from my generation thought this was the coolest idea ever. then my friend's big brother totally trumped mine with one of those larger ones that had a screwdriver, a magnifying glass and that blade with numbers on it, that i think was for fishing. we would all sit around and imagine what the "ultimate swiss army knife" would have on it. well, imagine no more. i give you, the "Giant Knife"

as Popular Science put it... "Who doesn’t need a cigar cutter next to a bicycle chain rivet setter next to a golf divot repair tool? Wenger is on to something with this everyman’s gadget. It wouldn’t be a knife, though, without a blade, so Wenger put seven in the line-up. And it wouldn’t be Swiss Army unless it came with tweezers and a toothpick. (They’re included, too.)
From DailyPlacebo.com
What the hell. This monstrosity is called the "Giant Knife" I can't imagine how they ever devised such an intricate moniker. It lists the 85 tools included on the linked page, head over if you're at all intrigued. I noticed that the last 2 entries were "key ring" and "second key ring" really? I don't consider the first one a tool, and you guys have two. Looks like they really wanted to get to a nice round 85. Buying bone tickled yet? (mine neither)

Keep in mind that it weighs 2 lbs 11 oz, costs $1200 and has to be individually ordered for production. I guess the company wasn't sure if they'd sell 3 of these or 8. Just imagine trying to use a socket wrench with 85 other tools attached to the handle. COME ON!
I love that guy! if you get the chance read Daily Placebo daily for your daily dose. if you read the word "daily" a bunch of times in a row it starts to look like its spelled wrong.


anyway, here's the Popular Science page on it, it lists all 85 (83 with 2 keyrings) items. Dennis Pireta, from Wenger assures us, “The knife is a brute, but don’t worry, it has a key ring so you can carry it on a belt loop." nice. thanks Dennis, I was worried.

Sep 7, 2006

the fire is burnt out

i need gatorade or something. When I was offered this Art show I was all juiced and it lit a fire under my ass to paint paint paint art & paint. but now that its over, I feel like my art juices were sucked dry by a lesbian vampire. I havent really had any inspiration. Maybe I never really had real inspiration and i was painting for the sake of having shit to hang in the gallery. I'd never had an art show before so Im not sure if this is normal or not. I even bought more plaques and have a broken hunk of skateboard to paint on but I have no desire to bust out my paints.

maybe its school. Maybe I feel like i need to finish this semester and see what i learn before i venture into any new art.

maybe im just a pussy and need to shut up and paint. Give me the power Bob!

rent-a-baby.com

i still dont belive she's real.

Sep 5, 2006

Ironicly, Stingrays can sting

...stabbed in the heart, and youre to blame. you give stingray appreciation a bad name.
(sung to the tune of Bon Jovi's hit, "You give love a bad name")

your crazy ass will be missed Crocodile Hunter.
Steve Irwin: 1962-2006

Sep 2, 2006

Fuck you and your Friday night.

yeah, you all missed the most rockingest fucking rock-fest your vaginas ever would have experienced.

your loss..
if youre feeling lame about it, my band, The Few, is playing at the Pound with some rad bands Sept 30th.

Sep 1, 2006

Subject: fruity

whats up. I got this in a spam email just now. the subject of the email was "fruity"

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In the early autumn after her marriage, Gant made the journey toAugusta, taking Eugene with him. Oh, for Gods sake, said Ben laughing contemptuously, and jerkinghis head toward Tugman.
A mess of hog chitlings and sorghum, you mean, you bastard. It wont hurt you to do a little light work after school, saidshe. Steve was now a young man in the first twenties.
Before his first month wasout, he had paid desperately for his ignorance of their customs.
He takes it out in Poon-Tang, said Foxy, grinning, A weekssubscription free for a dose.
As soon as he had recovered sufficientlyto travel, he departed, under Helens care, for Hot Springs. His thick skilfulbutchers hands, hairy on the backs, gripped the fork numbly. It wasa small beanery, twelve feet wide, wedged in between an opticiansand a Greek shoe parlor.
Red plums willripen, will be shaken desperately upon the tiny stems. A strong odorof corn whisky soaked the air about him.
Hes smart enough to makethe others work for him. Ive been dancing all night at the Hilliards, said Spaughelegantly.
Into the April night-and-morning streets goes Ben.
The orchard stirsleafily in the short fresh wind. He had ablond meaty face, pale-colored and covered thickly with young blondhair.
A mess of hog chitlings and sorghum, you mean, you bastard. Do you expect me to check up on the littlethug?
I love random ass shit like this. anyway. thanks retarded person for sending me that.

speaking of retarded people. remember the problem i was having in my AutoCad class with the idiots that waste half of classtime asking stupid questions that dont even pertain to the subject.... like "wait, how do you copy again?" well, theres some of them in my Photoshop class to. its uber frustrating because i pretty much know photoshop already and im hoping to catch some cool shit i didnt know about. but these fucktards keep asking the same dumb assed you'd-know-if-you-used-a-damn-computer-before questions. and they dont even pay attention. while having a computer in front of you its tempting to wanna play around but the teacher tells us all pretty adamantly to not touch your computer and watch the projector screen where she's explaining to you the thing youre gonna ask how to do in 5 seconds. anywhere I go, people piss me off. oh well, I still managed to get my 2nd assignment done. here it is...
dont ask. it was a lesson in layers. some of those jerks were confused on color fill and select last week, now were jumping to layers. i hope this weeds out the morans.