May 21, 2010

foto friday.

shut up, here's an actual foto friday.


drawn with basil and my fork.


ducks weigh the same as wiches and very small rocks.


drawn in sand




day at the beach



this is about all the art i get up to now.











time machine.











"DILDO WARS"
(click for big)




skate spot skate stop.

unusual traffic





i made grass!


she's putting the cheese right on the mustard. wrong, wrong, wrong!

chemtrails








glad to see someone as excited about farts as me.

another theme


ok, there. satisfied? have a great weekend. oh yea I got a job that doesn't involve me being in front of a computer all day. posts may be scarce for a while.

-the management.

May 16, 2010

Official: No More Myspace

Just a minute ago was kind of a big moment. I started the cancellation process of my myspace account. Let's see if anyone even notices.

Likely there will be idiots replying to the final myspace bulletin I sent stating, in fact that I was canceling my account only to get some kind of "account no longer exists" reply.

so take a look, this is the last time you'll see this.

Back in 2004 I only created an account to check all of the comments that were being left on my band Fingertight's fan page. A page set up, ironically not by me. It was started by our good friend and roadie, derek. Who's AOL email address I eventually had to remember just to sign into it. I've forgotten it now.

So there I was with this Myspace account. I'd never even heard of Myspace. I along with my other band members were now in the top 8 friends of Fingertight and suddenly friend requests started to roll in. I started to get the hang of Myspace and all of the new found internet fame from being a member of Fingertight.

Sometime in 2005, around the same time my band split up, I discovered the Myspace blog section and started to share my rants and nonsensical opinions about stuff. A year later I'd developed a minimal following but unfortunately, so had Myspace. Inundated by spam from Myspace whores and porno sites I decided to get the hell off of Myspace for blogging purposes. I discovered Blogger and set up Kirks Sloppy Mind Noggins.

...The rest is history.

RIP myspace.com/thekirkness 2004-2010
it will be up for a bit in the next 48 hours so if you want to check it out one last time now's your chance.

May 9, 2010

Scrap Dawgs

I'm proud to announce that my newest font Ghetto Marquee has been chosen as Font of the Week at ScrapDawgs.com


Jealous much?

Gottapixel.com
yet another sCRAPbooking site picked Ghetto Marquee to be the subject of a friendly font digital scrapbooking challenge. Fuck I hate scrapbooking. I never realized this font's scrapping potential I guess.


GM also got a nod in karachicorner.com's 80+ High-Quality Latest Free Fonts For Your Designs list. Thankfully NOT a scrapbook site.

I Wish people would let me know about news like this, I had to find it by accident on Google.

I also found, just like my other popular fonts, this one is on just about every other fly-by-night free font site. Without my say-so of course. GM is at 192,131 on dafont.com, who knows how many from elsewhere.

I need a legal department.

May 5, 2010

what the fuck

Hey, yea I know I suck at blogging. Seriously I blame Facebook.

Anyway, there's this house next to mine that's been vacant since we moved here. It should be condemned but that's another story. For a year and a half there's always random trash and shit left in front of it or in the unfenced-in back yard. One item in particular seems to be a reoccurring theme. Baby fucking strollers.


Why? some of them seem like they are in good shape too. What is it about people needing to dump perfectly good baby strollers and more specifically why in front of the shitty house next door? It's just so odd that such a specific item like that would keep being dumped here.

I mean, are they that hard to get rid of? I always just assumed you passed shit onto your pregnant friends and family. Or are people so paranoid about baby shit that they only want new strollers. Will Goodwill not take baby strollers? Do they think if they just leave it out there some young expecting family is gonna walk by be like "SCORE! a baby stroller!"

Whatever it is, I'll never know. It's just fucking weird.

May 2, 2010

Introducing, the Berry Noggins.

Now that I'm famous for my blackberry themes, it's about friggin time right?


all my themes in one place, with download links!

http://berrynoggins.blogspot.com/ note: there's a donate button.

FYI there's also a new separate section on kirkshelton.com for my themes as well.

Crackalacka

So, I just got another Theme reviewed by this dude. This is my newest theme, the third in the "Console" series.

check it out here.
Married to Blackberry Console3 review

some of my themes are starting to pick up steam. I need to post them all somewhere in one place with download links.

May 1, 2010

theme review?


say it aint so. I just found out that some dude on some Blackberry blog got a hold of one of my new themes and gave it a little review. I wouldnt say he hated it, but he did make sure to highlight it's stronger points.

Married to Blackberry blog ConsoleII review