why do I even bother?

Remember that old post on here, "dont fuck with the classics"? well here's another case for that.

I deviated from my usual Bacon Whopper w/cheese, [no mayo, no ketchup, plus mustard] and got the Steakhouse burger..ooh looks good dont it!?

They said it just had mayo on it.. so I said no mayo, add mustard.. But what they didn't say is that it has Ketchup on it, disguised as Steak Sauce. woof .. and the crispy fried onions? They were a soggy mush in the center of a blob of A-1 Ketchup, which I got mostly all of in one bite. Puke on a bun!

this is what mine looked like.
(mine luckily didn't come with mushrooms like this one I found on google, I'd have passed altogether)

And that's why I never get anything with Chipotle, or Steakhouse, or anything like that in the name because, despite how delicious it sounds, it always has some special themed sauce. They're tempting because sometimes I don't want the yooge. But 98% of the time, its ketchup, mayo or ranch with some kind of added flavor. bleehh I hate that shit.

Whopper it is. Stick to the classics.

On a side note, I didn't get a Jumbo Jack and went for the mini-steak burgers from JITB. They are pretty good (no mayo, no ketchup + mustard as usual) they're filling too. There's a hint of White Castle in the back of your mind while eating them, which sort of comes out on your tastebuds too because of the grilled onions. But nothing can replicate a WC Slider.. maybe Krystal but Cali dont have those either. I'd settle for a Krystal tho.

Sucks to be you

I got my first honest to goodness African scam email! I'm sure there's been others but somehow this one made it passed my spam filter (step it up gmail).

Dearest.
I am Emmanuel Kone from Ivory Coast. I am a boy of 19 years old and being that i lost my father a couple of months ago. my father was a serving director of the Cocoa exporting board until his death, He was assassinated last january by the rebels following the political uprising.

Before his death he deposited a sum of $18.5 Million in a bank here in Ivory Coast and he also told me that the money was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. i want you to do me a favour to contact the bank and demand how to get the money out from their bank and also to help me receive the money in your country or any safer place as the beneficiary.

i have planed to do investment in your country, like real estate and industrial production.

This is my reason for writing to you. Please if you are willing to assist me indicate your interest in replying very urgent. Thanks and best regards. Emmanuel Kone


So, your not sick or dying or anything?

I hate to break it to you but the Real Estate market is crap right now. Also, you suck at English.

It's sad people are still falling for this shit. I know they are, because people are still sending them out.

Bad Friday

religion sucks.

here's some

Root Beer

ATT park - opening night!


creepy old JITB ad for a Walnut Creek opening.

Yelp stick. lol

I got mail!

I wonder if the street sign was a result of the advertised business above.

rad!

Maria is in my mail box

GO GIANTS!

skateboarding!

god damn fucking east bay kook-ass bitches FOR LIFE!

doodles.

tootles.

Smashing my Dreams

A friend of mine gave me a heads up that Smashing Pumpkins is auditioning drummers. I really like their last album and aint doing shit-else drumming wise so I thought I'd give it a shot. here's my shitty application email.


I dont have a snowballs chance in hell but what the hey.

here's those links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD2-ljRf_YE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjF40bGmypY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnQfmMiY2Q4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFyHFsXm52M

bands
http://myspace.com/fingertight
http://myspace.com/thefewband

kittens

Hella people I know are pregnant or have babies.



congrats I guess.

We lost Sandra Cantu, and found a stinky dead baby whale instead.

Sucks. I hope they find Sandra Cantu, that shit is weird. There's surveilance footage of her just leaving her house, now, she's been missing for 5 days. I think the Karate guy did it.

And now, there's a dead baby whale that washed up in Santa Cruz. They towed it out to sea but it came back and its stinking up the place. I say, use dynamite.

here's your friday pictures.

rock out

remember this old thing?

coming soon to PAWNSHOP skateboards

Dr.Chimpy, speech therapist.

Mr.Krinkle, secret agent.

Dios Mio

the cup on the left is for Cow milk. the cup on the right, for Giraffe milk

"heavy metal death machine"

stale fish sweeglie

we're fucked!

I had this idea, I want to replace the word "CAUTION" on stuff with "Hey Stupid"
that's basically what they're saying.

meow

I dont think this is a prune tree, but i pruned it anyway.

I love this cup. "OH MYLANTA!"

This is what Monday looked like. TGIF.

have a good weekend, sorry bout the April fools joke. SUCKERS!! H AHA HA HAH AHA A HAH A!!!!!!!!!!!!

The oldest trick in the book.

As if I'd really shut down the noggins for some bullshit like that.

Only 4 comments? you guys either dont love me, or knew it was a joke. Anyway I hope that people come back to see that this was actually an April fools joke. doh.

Good-bye Cruel World

Effective today I've decided to shut down the Noggins for good. Since I linked it to my regular website I've been getting a lot of negative feedback from potential clients who dont agree with my opinions and foul language. Usually I'd just say FUCK YOU but I've lost out on a couple of really cool opportunities.

I could just stop linking it from my website but It's made me reflect on what the hell kind of internet footprint I'm leaving. It sucks but we all gotta grow up some time.

Thanks for all the memories and laughs. I'm going to reinstate the basic blog I used to have on my site and just update my artish doings from now on.

It sucks but whatever.

Send your good-bye wishes and other crap in the comments. I'll be checking it the rest of this week and then shutting the Noggins down for good next Monday.

here's some photos to remember me by.

LATER!
don't forget to comment.