they said there would be answers.

So what answers did we get from this highly teased answer giving top secret no-preview having episode?



not a damn thing.


I dont care who is good or evil or why so-and-so has to do certain things.. or what inner-self crap they have to figure out.. or who is dead or isnt dead...

I just want to know how all this crazy effing crap is possible... That's what all of my curiosity was about from day friggin one.

I dont care about all this spiritual mumbo jumbo. please tell me what the heck the stupid island is so I can move on with my life.

When this show ends and we're all disappointed and nothing that we were really curious about gets answered and it ends up being something really stupid and cliche...which it most likely will....

I think it will be fodder for all the LOST naysayers and Jimbos out there. People who said this show was a waste of time will be vindicated.

For 5 years I've been countering with "no it's smarter than that" ... "it's such a deep show" ... "there's more to it than that"

They're all gonna laugh and say I told you so.

damnit LOST, dont make me look like an idiot. Make it so that people who never watched it will want to get the DVD's when this season is over because the ending was so awesome.

And last weeks episode with the magic fucking mirror. That shit isn't an explanation of anything it's just another stupid impossible confusing plot device to help wrap up this show with magical religious inner-self bullshit.

Ans who the fuck is Jacob anyway? who the hell cares?! none of the characters should anyway. The island is insignificant to the rest of the world, people can leave. They did! The only reason anyone went back is because of petty personal reasons. "I have to save _________" cry baby shit. YOU MADE IT HOME, CALL A FRIGGIN NEWS PAPER AND TELL THEM ABOUT IT. who cares, anyone else who dies is collateral damage as far as I'm concerned.

And if you end up on a plane that mysteriously crashes back on the island, then you can call it fate, destiny or whatever .. when you get back to the island, THAT's when you find Jacob and torture his ass until you get answers. I HATE THIS FRIGGIN SHOW!!!!!

I mean, I really love it, I've devoted 5 years to it and I just want a pay off. The writers keep teasing but never deliver. Just don't make me hate you forever.

Some Photos and Stuff.

I know I'm like forever late with it, but hey, you know, like... I've been busy.

There will be no pony ride...

new theme thingy. my drums.

another theme and 666 unread messages!

kittens!

picture of meg taking a picture of Frankie

Papusas!

our gay kitties

hellova roll back walmart. 4.28 is a lie

pizza goiter!

poop POV

lol

SATANIC CHIPS!! we should rename these Reagan Enchilado

Mt.Diablo joke

the seals came back

...says scuba steve.

straight up!!!

this is why i buy nuggets

kirkshelton.com redid

I redesigned my personal portfolio site with some new works. A more complete font section and skate stuff. It's still technically under construction and working out some bugs, but good enough for now. enjoy.

www.kirkshelton.com

Twitter was my idea.

All the hype around the new Google Buzz got me to thinking. Any of you long time readers remember the mini noggins? I created the mininoggins sidebar thing so I could just post quick little thoughts without having to post a whole blog post in the main noggins. I bugged Jimbo asking about HTML and CSS and iframes and shit and finally got it to work. A mini-blog within a blog.

So I checked the archive dates, and I had this idea way back in 2006. Where's my royalty, twitter, facebook and GoogleBuzz? I'd take a nice dinner and an acknowledgment at the very least.

I've since gotten rid of the mininoggins because it took forever to load, I got tired of keeping up with it, and I dont think people even really read it.

Now that I think of it, it was just like what Twitter is now, a pain in the ass extra thing to check. So basically, I invented Twitter and decided that I hated it before it even came out. Maybe that's why I have such disdain for it still.



To read some of the old mininoggins (tweets before there was twitter) posts click here.

Photos? on a Friday? no way!

I swear, people must design their websites to have enough shit on their page so that it prints one extra page with 3 words on it. I tell you, it's a conspiracy with the printing/paper industry!

Thanks for wasting my fucking paper assholes. Here's some pictures. Don't print them.

I dont hate the Throwback Dew as much as the regular Dew. It doesnt have that formaldehyde flavor when they use real sugar. Ya-hoo!

Gene Simmons has gone too far with the branding and marketing. Really? KISS M&Ms for fuck's sake? Do they taste like sweat and face paint?

mustache

bloody buddy

Rocks


Franks

Here's what the weather's been more or less here. give or take a few cloudy and rainy days.

here's what my buddy in Delaware is dealing with. sucks for you! ha ha ha ha ha

pulled old faithful out of storage. she sounds so good.

Raaar

always sad to see a JITB go down.

guess what movie this is and win a *cookie.

*there are no cookies

cool shot of the M/B bridge.

just twist and pull.

here's a new font I just made! (i know it's been a while)

ok, that's it for this week. Lost was kind of slow so, not much to talk about. Claire is back.. woopdie doo.

let the season 6 shit hit the fan

Ok, so who's been watching LOST? the 6th and final season started this week and it was awesome. here's some of my thoughts on what's going on.

OK so, f we determine that the timeline changes in 1977 with the bomb at the swan, we can figure, in that timeline it must trigger a time jump, like when they turned the frozen donkey wheel. That sent our losties forward in time to the original 2007 timeline with the Ajira folk.


In the 1977 timeline, Faraday's theory worked and the hatch isn't built, the island is blown up and 815 never crashes. The numbers never get broadcast, therefor Hurley never gets them from Lenny, and so the butterflies wings flap.
I'm guessing tho, that because the island still exists in one timeline, the new 2004 timeline isn't completely safe from it's effects. Which is why I'm kind of guessing that in the original 815 crash timeline, the things/coincidences leading up to the crash were the effects of the island, in whatever original timeline where the island needs them there for something to happen for some reason.
till next week.