OJ Simpson broke my wrist

i'm typing this with one hand because my right wrist, i think, may be fractured.

i wasn't even doing anything. just rolling down onto the flat and hit a god damned little ass rock and ate shit .. thanks to the fucking geniuses at the City of Martinez that thought having gravel all around a skate park would be a good idea.

There isnt supposed to be rocks and debris in a skate park. They paid contractors to painstakingly make sure the concrete is extremely smooth but then negligently put gravel all around it.

Because of foot traffic and bikes. It's mostly bikes. Bikes arent supposed to use the SKATE park but do. When they ride through the gravel little rocks get stuck in their tires and then come loose while they ride in the skate park.

you dont see the little pebbles then your wheel hits it and stops you instantly. then you go flying.

i think i might write the city because this has been a problem for a while. if i get a cast i'll go to a city council meeting and be like... "look what you did you fucks"
i should also wear a neck brace for good measure

i broke my wrist on a bike in like 11th grade and i think i may have refractured it. it doesn't hurt as bad as it did back then tho which might be a good sign. i remember icing it and wrapping ace bandages on it while watching the OJ slow speed chase

my wrists work fine!

OJ in trouble = kirk getting hurt. damn you OJ! next time i break a bone i should call the authorities and have them check out OJ.

State-a-rama

yeah, i still suck.

me and jesse at the skatepark. 6:30AM. then we made out and praised satan.

Friday! sucks to be Peru.

hey, so yea I heard on the radio that a meteor came barreling from space and crashed into a town in Peru. left a huge ass hole like 8 meters deep. but thats not the weird part. The people of the town started to get sick... but it gets even more like the beginning of a Sci-Fi movie than that. now... people are even starting to die from this mysterious space sickness! what the eff?
read more: Meteorite Causes Illness in Peru


ok, at this point you can just be happy you dont live in Peru. If you do live in Peru.. hey rad someone from fucking Peru reads my blog. ...and stay away from the space rock.

scary. If we've learned anything from the movies, that shit will be going worldwide within the week. and guess who was first to step in and "help" thats right, the USA.
by help, i mean cover-up. i'm sure this will go down in UFO lore as another case where the US govt. is covering up proof of aliens

here's some fucking pictures.

yellow my ass

ELVIS SIGHTING at Starbucks!!

grandma?

Koolaid Kid says... have a rad weekend. OH YEAH!!!

street condoms

When i walk to get coffee in the morning i've been noticing a lot of opened condom wrappers and what appears to be used condoms up and down the sidewalk. At first I just assumed it was just someone leaving them around as a prank or something. The other day all the puzzle pieces fit in my head. DUH.. its the hookers from a block down on San Pablo Ave!

They must pick up johns on the main drag and then pull over in the wee hours on the side streets. Which just so happen to be on the route i take to starbucks! Man i bet 66th st. is the happenin' place to be late at night.

Remember this hooker pic i posted a while back? It all makes sense now!

speaking of bad neighbors.. check out this google maps driven site that lets you post where you are and all about your rotten neighbors!

http://www.rottenneighbor.com/

God is going down!

oh hell yea! its about GOD damned time.

State Sen. Ernie Chambers sued God last week. Angered by another lawsuit he considers frivolous, Chambers says he's trying to make the point that anybody can file a lawsuit against anybody.

Chambers says in his lawsuit that God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents, inspired fear and caused "widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth's inhabitants."

The Omaha senator, who skips morning prayers during the legislative session and often criticizes Christians, also says God has caused "fearsome floods ... horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornadoes."

He's seeking a permanent injunction against the Almighty.

I hope god fries for this. but he'll probably get off. Sympathetic judge, bla bla bla.

read the whole thing here.
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20070918/D8RNKGN81.html

i found this too.
God is a Psychopath

dont cross train tracks if the gates are down.

even if you see a train stopped. the sound of the stopped train will mask the sound of another train coming on another track. People assume the gates are down for the stopped train and walk across the tracks. then die.

what you'll see in this clip is a little shocking.

this apparently is one of the main ways people get killed by trains.

My brother works for Amtrak and had hella stories about people surviving train collisions only to run away and get killed by a train on another track.

so moral of this shit, if the gates are down dont fucking cross no matter how annoying it is.

Friday. here's some pictures

I'm not feeling very creative or original at the moment. I think i have a poo brewing. I think I took some pretty good photos tho. here's them are.

me + Limo + tux = pure class.

"i believe i can fly"

(guest photo from Anja)

(Guest photo from Mei-Ling. ha ha "Gonads")

MTV will rot your brains

new painting

this one is for Rita.

Chinese Moon Cake. 800 calories. it tasted ok. looks like fancy cat food.

oh yea baby.

they had hermetically sealed forks at the wedding.

and a dance floor.

where am i?

cock!

eat shit and die. have a great weekend. dont get into a car accident.

Happy 9-11

Happy 9-11 everyone. pretty soon this will just be another national holiday that we get a 3-day weekend to look forward to in the fall.

Hooray for blow'd up buildings!

Lets all wave Chinese made flags for our presidential administration ignoring warnings then using a tragedy to springboard into a pointless war to avenge some bullshit that happened in the 90's meanwhile doing nothing about the terrorists that actually were responsible for 9-11.



Put a ribbon magnet on your car for a cluster fuck of miscommunication, bad radios, shitty response times and CIA/FBI cock blocking!!!

Three cheers for BinLaden still making videos !!

I think its pretty fucked up that this stupid war has gone so far that the events of 9-11 are fading in our memories. It seems like we've dug ourselves so deep into the whole known as Iraq that even if Bin Laden turned himself in at this point, we'd still need troops in Iraq.

I think most of all that pisses me off is all of the profit and benefit American companies and American politicians have gained in the name of 9-11. Please if you havent, go rent or look up on line a documentary called Iraq For Sale. It has NOTHING to do with oil. It's all about the many, many, many companies that are contracted by our government being paid exorbitant dollars, crazy amounts of our tax money to do pretty much nothing. Literally wasting money in some cases so they can get a higher payout by the government.

scumbags are getting rich and people are dying over it.

these corporations are going to sleep every night, on a pile of money. kneeling over their beds, hands clasped, thanking Jesus for the wonderful events that happened on Sept. 11 2001.

Hooray! Happy 9-11!!!

I kinda feel bad for the guy...

You know when you have one of those really horrible days at work when shit just wont work right. one of those days that you go home and complain to everyone how fucked up of a day you had?

Well, the Xerox guy that's here working on our shitty copier is having one of those days...

my cube is adjacent to the copier and i can hear him moaning and groaning under his breath " ahh man, piece of... ahh ... what the .... ohhhh" "Stupid.. ahhh man, oohhhh stupid machine"

So I kind of feel bad for the guy. that machine is a piece of shit. Its this company's fault. they blow money on bullshit like pink polo shirts with our logo on them for employees and managment's families but they wont front the dough for a new fucking copier. something we actually depend on.

but it's his shitty job so, I kind of don't.

lol i can still hear him.
" ahh man, piece of... ahh ... what the .... ohhhh" "Stupid.. ahhh man, oohhhh stupid machine"

"Mom, there's blood in my BM"

Name what movie that quote is from!

I'm tuxedo man again tomorrow. My friends Danielle and Harlow are tying the knot. congrats to them.

here's some pictures of nothing.

this damn painting is getting way more love than i ever expected. thanks.

nice one tree service guys. someone cant walk so that you can hold open your piece of shit tailgate.

Let the DVD draw for you? what the fuck kind of suck-ass Pictionary is this? isn't the whole point of it drawing pictures? and kids fucking love drawing. fuck you art haters!!!!!

this dude was keeping it real, rocking a walkman. he had his tapes all laid out on the chair next to him.

cant see it here but there were a shit load of windchimes and trinkets hanging in the back of this car. before this i saw 2 cars with "GOD IS AWESOME" bumper stickers and one with a license plate that said "GOD NO1" i wasnt able to get pics of them tho cuz i was driving. man, i wish my brain had a camera in it i could download pictures from. I can guarantee that photo friday would be like 3 times better.

here's a hint for the movie quote

ok have a great weekend fuckfaces.