Crazy! but that's how it goes.

"goes" rhymes with "foes". thanks Ozzy.

It's been a week. Here's some pictures.

"top o the muffin to ya"

I took some liberty with this sign. tee hee

cruise ship pirates .. its a real problem actually

holy gas! this was before i got my measly 8 gallons

righty is back baby!

ham taste

this shelf was gay.

ketchup dance

All of these food pics were taken at Dollar Tree or Grocery Outlet. Basically a place where products go to die... for bargain prices! But what kind of concerns me is that this ice cream pictured below, which appears at first glance to be Dryer's, is actually Edy's. Which is, as I mentioned in a previous post, the East coast version of the same brand. Now, why and how did it end up in a California grocery store?

With Cheesecake Diva Ice Cream for $1??? who cares!

Today is hopefully my last visit to Dr.Richard's office. good luck me!

weekend.............GO!

"You have reached the end of the internet, please pay to continue"

No wonder i never used it.

Ok i have EVERY SINGLE image i've EVER uploaded to my blog in the last 3 years in Picassa thanks to the power of google.

I never really use Picasa or flickr because I have my own server for images but everyone's linking to Flickr... Flickr's the cats pajamas etc.

So i thought I'd start a Flickr account and started dumping my Picasa images over to Flickr just to see what all the excitement is all about.. and 200 pics in I get a warning.

Hey kirksucks611! About your photostream... You've run into one of the limits of a free account. Your free account will only display the most recent 200 things you've uploaded. Anything beyond 200 will remain hidden from view until you either delete newer items, or upgrade to a Pro account.

AWESOME, what's a Pro Account?

from the ad on the Pro Account link
"Holy Smokes Thats Cheap only 24.95 a year... "

REALLY?? FREE is cheaper. No thanks Fuckr

maybe its just me and how I just really hate paying for internet things.

Sorry I ever doubted you Google.

Iran has teh Fotoshopzorz

just because you have photoshop and one of your test missiles didnt launch, doesnt mean you can just ctrl C / ctrl V over the dudded launcher and make everything ok. 3 is still scary dude.

DOH!

Undergoing MyBlogLog Verification

...and justice for meg

A couple months ago I posted a blog about Meg getting a ticket for having a "For Sale" sign in her car that she was trying to sell and how she was using her pre-pre-law savvy to explain her case in disputing it. Last night she was wondering why she hadn't heard back from the police dept. then, today a letter came from the City of Martinez saying they've dismissed all charges! Meg won her first case!

In related news, someone finally bought the Mazda. KBB on it was $1200 in "fair" condition. It ran and passed smog so we tried to sell it for $1200, then $1000, then $900. We finally put it up for $800 hoping for at least $700. But when a dude showed up to check it out the battery was dead. He had $600 cash so we jumped it and let him drive it off for the $600. Good bye little Mazda you were a great little car.

666

happy Monday..


that is all.

Hands Free Pt. 3

It's official.. hands free law started this week. I know .. old news.. but this video had me cracking up so I'm posting it here to share with you so you can crack up too.

that was either a Hiku or a horrible run-on . whatevz.

Hands Free Safe Drivers - Watch more free videos

Photo Thursday

Since tomorrow is a holiday I'm doing pics today.

Jan Fran commented and said I used a pic from her site in a blog post. surprise? anyway she asked me to put up a link to her site. everyone go and generate some legitimate web traffic for her.
Jan Frans Redneck Yard sounds like fun.

also, Happy Birthday little brother!that's me and him before my surgery.


also, in honor of 4th of July i made this.

ok on with the show... look at my pics.

my new set up...

WTF?

I havent posted a pic of myself taking a shit in a while. here you go!
I've been eating a lot of corn lately.

I might be moving to Pittsburg. It used to be called New York Landing. Not many people know that but I designed a logo for a throwback type baseball cap that I could market to gang bangers.

ok who's the idiot that blasted themselves in the face and sued Dr.Pepper?

found porn

McCrappafee

its a good thing the Giants won anyway. for those of you who dont know, that large section of stands in center field never used to be there. Al Davis, owner of the Oakland Raiders built it over a nice center field lawn with flags, a view of the Oakland hills and "Oakland Athletics" written in yellow flowers when the Raiders moved back to Oakland from Los Angeles, after ditching the bay area for L.A. in the 80's. A's fans are pretty pissed about it and call the monstrosity "Mount Davis" A new ball park is in the works for the A's in near by Freemont.

wow that was probably way too much info for a caption. Anyway, thats all. Dont blow your face off with fireworks tomorrow.

Surely there will be some idiots in my neighborhood lighting off H-Bombs all night tonight.

more drama at the ghetto jack in the box

As soon as I walk in and this black lady wearing a blanket is already elbow deep into a tirade, straight up yelling at the cashier.

"ALL I WANT IS A JUMBO JACK AND CURLY FRIES.. ALL I WANT IS WHAT I SAID WHY IS THAT SO DAMN HARD"

Then someone else comes to help her and repeats her order. Then she yells "THATS WHAT I SAID, I WANT THAT.. NOW HOW MUCH IS IT?"

The workers are pushing buttons trying to undo whatever the first cashier probably entered wrong.

Yelling loudly now "THAT'S TOO MANY BUTTONS!!.. I DIDN'T ORDER THAT MUCH, YOU BETTER NOT CHARGE ME FOR OTHER SHIT"

They're still pushing buttons and then tell her her order..
"THATS WHAT I SAID, NOW HOW MUCH MO-NEE DO-I-HAVE-TO-PAY-YOU"

They kind of ignore her because she's being lame.

"SO I DONT OWE NOTHING THEN?"

Then they point to the read out on the register... she says "OH I DIDNT SEE THAT $4.55 OKAY YOU CANT TELL ME THAT?!!"

Then she pays. s she's paying they call the next order up. This white trashy dude with EAST SIDE tattooed on his forearms comes up to get it and he kinda barks to the worker for mustard and extra something else.

Then all the sudden he says loudly in a kinda ghetto accent "DON'T GET SMART WITH ME BRO!! DON'T TRY GETTIN SMART.. I'LL BUST YO ASS" "DON'T LET THESE BLUE EYES FOOL YA"

then the worker gives him his stuff and as he takes it he yells through the hole the bullet proof glass "LITTLE FAGGITT!!" and as he walks away.. "MARK ASS NIGGA" ...then grumbled some more remarks I couldn't make out as he left. and then got on his bicycle.

Around the time the blanket lady finished ordering this hella stoned , yet well dressed office worker looking guy came in and hella stunk of weed.

and then after the white dude left the black lady with the blanket was sitting there waiting for her order and said "damn that's some DANK.. that smell GOOOD"

I didn't make eye contact but she said.. "i bet that's you huh.. you got the MUNCHIES huh?" I pretended I didn't hear her.

Finally I got to order. and I have to admit the staff there does kind of suck sometimes but they don't deserve that shit.

I ordered my stuff and its always like "Jumbo jack with no mayo no ketchup, plus mustard" then the reply i get is "Jumbo jack with cheese?" ugh!

I'll say "small diet coke" she'll reply "diet coke, what size?" then I'll say "and that's to-go" at the end of my order then she'll reply "is that for here?" as if all of her life-force she would usually be using for hearing me is being used for figuring out what button does 'no ketchup'.




I can see how someone with way less tolerance and patience would get openly irritated. For me, its just another entertaining visit to the Ghetto Jack In The Box.

I went to an Art & Wine Festival

I went to an Art & Wine street fair thing yesterday and it reminded me that I really hate those things.

Whether it be, and Arts & Crafts show, Art & Wine Festival, or Art In The Park theres always the same dumb shit there. The same crappy crafts and shitty paintings of the ocean.

I swear its like there's this clan of people that make the same lame jewelry and carved walking sticks with old man heads with beards on them and dumb enlarged prints of San Francisco and hand woven hemp sweaters and driftwood art and junk welded together to look like a little dog or a duck with a shovel for a bill that all travel together like some kind of stupid crafting carnival.

"oooh my name in letters cut out of old license plates. gotta get me one of them."


Don't get me wrong most of the time I'm a big fan of art. But just because its painted by hand or crafted from junk or fashioned out of clay doesn't make it art. Maybe I should just sell out and start painting regular shit and join the craft carnival.. its a boat, a house, the Golden Gate bridge in macaroni ...yay I'm creative. I wear tie-die!

since we're talking about this, here's a repost of something wrote on my defunct myspace blog a few years ago.

I hate "& Crafts" ; another pissed off random rant about 'arts & crafts'

person: maybe its because I miss arts & crafts time from school..

me: whenever there is "& crafts" after the word art it totally cheapens it.. it goes from Picasso, Vangoh, Jeff Soto, Graffiti and the shit I do... to Martha Stewart, Art in the Park, yarn and puffy paint.

person:lol, so you're saying that the ladies who make those fabulous puffy paint tshirts aren't artists?? :-)

me: FUCK NO. its the difference between a sick wall of graffiti or a modern art gallery and Artmosphere or those other lame pottery places...Color Me Mine.. Artopia - and stop calling it Artopia.. you're not being clever... theres nothing artistic about it. if you can paint your name or use flower stencils on a fucking plate you're NOT an artist. you're not talented. you're just a soccer mom hoping the kids shut the hell up for an hour or two.

person: haha

me: the difference between a blank canvas and a coloring book
me: I hate "& crafts"
me: I get all excited because it says art then do a 180
me: the only place that can get away with it is Michaels, they truly do arts AND crafts but keep it separate.
me: I'd be pissed if they called themselves an Arts and Arts & Crafts store.. not only is that redundant its stupid
me: its just CRAFTS. stop cheapening the word art.

ok thats all, continue with your shitty Monday .

I wish my girl was this dirty Friday

Let me just say I hate the band Maroon Five. They think they're just too damn cool for their own good. I'd like to see them and Rob Thomas in a battle to the death and the winner gets eaten by alligators.

Again, another tiring week. I've eaten more Taco Bell than anyone really should. I've definitely exceeded any kind of weekly allowance of Taco Bell approved by the FDA.

Here's some photos. look at them and comment.

checks? lol who pays with a check anymore?

figure this one out.

thats where they stuck the screwdriver into me.

this is a horrible pic but from all the fires the sunset and sunrise are crazy looking. last 2 nights the sun has looked like a dull red dot on a flat grey background. everywhere I go smells like smoke. California is on fire everywhere. sucks.

this is Todd. everyone say "Hi Todd!"

new mecca cafe in pittsburg. gigantic fucking burritos.

this is a mural at the new Mecca cafe. this guy looks really constipated or the opposite. but he must have eaten one of those monster burritos.

Flesh Eating Disease... PLUSHIES! for the kids.
(reader submitted, thanks Lola!)

man, i wish i had better zoom. this was the best "wash me" graffiti ever.
it said "I WISH MY GIRL WAS THIS DIRTY" HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Todd, and my dad. Dad's reppin Fingertight!

here's some more lefty art. 2 more weeks kids!

go home and kick a pet. (if you dont have or feel kicking a pet is cruel, go outside and kick a plant or a tree)

happy friday.