Feb 26, 2009

I hate Lost.

Like a steering wheel in down Pirate's pants, It's drivin' me nuts.

So, Widmore put Locke on Flight 815 so he could come back to the island, so he could go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815 and go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before, so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815 and go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815 and go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815.....

what the fuck? Where does it all begin?

Just like, if it is in fact Hurley's voice on the radio saying the numbers when Danielle's team crashes, Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny who says he heard them on a listening station in the pacific and gave him bad luck, but Hurley uses them anyway to win the Lottery but has bad luck then goes mad trying to figure out why, ends up in Australia, and then to flight 815 which crashes on the island, where the numbers are all over the place, then years later via flight 316 ends up back on the island in the past and somehow ends up recording the numbers which broadcast from the island that Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny, who says he heard from a listening station in the pacific and gave him bad luck, but Hurley uses them anyway to win the Lottery but has bad luck then goes mad trying to figure out why, ends up in Australia, and then to flight 815 which crashes on the island, where the numbers are all over the place, then years later via flight 316 ends up back on the island in the past and somehow ends up recording the numbers which broadcast from the island that Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny, who says he heard from a listening station in the pacific and gave him bad luck, but Hurley uses them anyway to win the Lottery but has bad luck then goes mad trying to figure out why, ends up in Australia, and then to flight 815 which crashes on the island, where the numbers are all over the place, then years later via flight 316 ends up back on the island in the past and somehow ends up recording the numbers which broadcast from the island that Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny, who says he heard from a listening station in the pacific.... etc etc.

Fuck you Lost and your dumb time travel bullshit.

two have died of time travel nosebleeds so far, who's next?
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