Spring is in the air.

...and in my lungs and throat and nose and eyes.. I fucking hate spring.

Dont do meth, or your mom will turn into a bad Alice Cooper impersonator.
(as seen on A&E's Intervention)

This is what I'm talking about. WINN CO is cheaper than the suggested discount price advertised on the bag.

el gato, creepin.

the douche owner of our company bought a 15 foot stallion statue for his ranch and had it delivered to my work. I wish i had a ranch. I have an idea where you can spend that blow-it-on-statues money.

Yea.. LOST.. i dunno man. You've got me hooked now reel me in.

Sliders Humor!

new font.

I shaved my beard. I think it makes me look fatter tho. whatta you think?

I drew a Saturn and a Tranny.

I hate to end on that note, but that's all I gots.
happy spring, have a good one.