Mar 13, 2009

Friday the 13th.... part 2 of 3

yea, here we go again. another Friday the 13th. too bad Jason and Psych blew their loads on Feb 13th. Now there's nothing really special about it. Apparently we're gonna have another in Nov. that only happens every 11 years. Who cares.

here's some pix.




I made another cover: Oordeel Heikant is a dutch composer who wrote scores for many Dutch films in the late 60's. In 1988, while a guest on a Dutch sponsored Titanic wreckage manned submersible dive, suffered major motor function loss from a head injury when the submersible's stabilizer malfunctioned.

"Life is Consciousness" is his first composition since the accident. He wrote it using the aide of a brain wave activated robotic device and state-of-the-art music composition software.


Loco car fashion.


doodlies...
This is the drawer at work where i stash all my doodles and stuff. its FULL.. if you'd like a closer look, they're ALL in my paperback glossy cover 110 page full color art book available at lulu.com for only $32.98 plus shipping & handling.


This is Me and Dustin's new imaginary 2 piece grind-core band.


what the fuck are you people doing?

raaarr!!!




what's funny tho, is that i drew this last week, and last night this was on 30 Rock...
I love that fucking show!!!! so random.

engrish

no engres


paper to digital


more L O S T goofs since there was a repeat this week.. w t f ABC? I thought we had an agreement about no more repeats.

this is the Island's original security system.

Happy friday the 13th part 2 of 3. Dont be Stuperstitios. The way that word looks makes me think of Doritos.

DORITOS!
Ahh isnt the internet awesome. Google is like a box of Chocolates.

Mar 11, 2009

Album Cover Game

Someone posted a fun game/challenge for designer nerds on a forum i go to. Here's the rules..

1 - Go to "wikipedia." Hit “random”
or click http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to "Random quotations"
or click http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

3 - Go to flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”
or click http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4 - Use photoshop or similar to put it all together.

5 - Post it.


I've been getting a kick (and wasting time) playing along. Here's my submissions.
Some of us have started putting little descriptions with the images too.

James Street is a rap-rock group from the suburbs.


Montana Bulgaria is a throwback to Violent Femmes and Dead Milkmen but not as good. Their song Fences climbed to # 8 on the charts in 2000 thanks to a catchy hook and a clever video.
Demopolis Historic Business District is a High School Gore-Grind Death Metal band from Demopolis, Idaho. So, its not just a clever name. This CD was self-made and more or less unheard by anyone other than their 7 fans. They broke up after 3 shows. Garret and Mike reformed later under the name Squrrelicide and had moderate success in the greater Demopolis area.

Guardromon was a European electro-pop outfit that no one outside of Europe ever heard. They had one song that got popular in Belgium but that was about it. Jan, the singer produces records still but the rest of the band faded into blue collar obscurity.


Waiting For You was a DuranDuran rip off band. They totally sucked but got a record deal because the drummers step brother was in Kajagoogoo and helped them out. Nick from Kajagoogoo sings the chorus vocals on the title track "to acquire it"


LIST OF PRISONS IN FUJUAN PROVINCE. what a name! they put out 2 experimental records in 1995 that challenged the definition of what "music" is. "Plenty of work to do" was an hour and a half of banging, screaming and insects. Their sophomore release entitled "pneumatics" was released on LP, side one was hissing sounds accompanied by distorted recordings of college lectures. side 2 was amplified sounds of bodies slapping together while having intercourse.


Central High School - Future Without Fear. what a piece of shit cd this was. This is basically a demo recorded in a top-notch studio with the best gear and an almost unlimited budget, but with the worst fucking band ever. Rich kids with instruments trying to be Staind or Godsmack. no thanks!

Vertou was a German pop group with a really hot female singer who later released a few European hits as a solo artist. In 2004 she went to Hollywood to try acting. She was on an episode of Gray's Anatomy once. "a manner of traveling" is their big 2009 comeback album. with all original members except for sean the keyboard player who was working in the World Trade Center on 9-11. There's a really lame dedication to him and 9-11 on the inside cover.


Ron is one of those crazy do whatever he wants extreme types of guys. In the early 90's on his 48th birthday he decided to try music. He put this CD out on his own. It's mostly cheesy guitar jams with horrible lyrics, he wrote, about his adventures. He sings ok for never have sung before.

MOTH RULES!! They're a speed metal band-turned death metal. They came out toward the end of the 90's thrash movement and no one noticed so they got a little faster and more demented. I think "more often than not, unconsidered" is their best CD so far.



Mischliffen is Belgium's answer to Evanescence. The singer is equally attractive and the band equally sucks.


Kimsey. Named after the lead vocalist Veronica Kimsey is a reggae inspired R&B group from Texas. They made one album on Capitol records but it didnt do much. I heard they're doing pretty well on the Austin college bar scene.

Lionel Edwards has a PHD in physics at MIT and a passion for music, His style could best be described as folky rock but the song arrangments and lyrics were very complicated. People who were drawn to this album based on its overall vibe eventually couldnt handle all the off time signatures and lyrics about quanum mechanics and outrageuos political theories. Sandpiper records eventually dropped him when he got into contract disputes. The rumor is he wanted a clause for distribution of his album on other planets.



These guys are a trip. It's an all Samoan country western ska band with a ukulele player. It actually kind of works.


This group consists of three 15 year old sisters and an 18 year old girl cousin who sings. It's disney channel over produced teen angst crap. I hear they're getting a TV show on the Disney Channel. I cant wait!

Hippie Jam band from Eugene Oregon.


Resurrection is one of those misleading band names. To them, in the basement at Lance's house on a friday night sounded cool, but to me, I want them to be heavy metal. Anyway, they're a mid 80's pop/rock Huey Lewis inspired band that got big in the California Central Valley area and landed a small indie record deal.

Indian Folk music. I found this CD at this Indian Bazzar store that's near my girlfriends dentist office. I was brousing around and found this. It's cool if your into trancey tabla music. They have some crazy spices there too.




Apeejay Noida is a female solo vocalist with an interesting voice. She pulls influences from 60's R&B and her Indian heritage. It's uplifting, happy, girl music.


Contemporary, classical and original offerings from a warm hearted Slovenian immigrant grandfather. His son helped him make the cover and recorded it with some Mac software.

Worth Mcdougald is an animator for Dreamworks but his passion has always been in music. His debut album is a fun time. It's all self produced and he plays all the instruments. Best classified as indie, college, experimental, humor, rock, electronica and dance.


Wasting Time is a complicated post-prog-math-core metal trio from Arkansas. Their guitarist, Seth is working on a phd in music and their drummer, Jay won the fastest blast beat competition at Guitar Center in 2007. This album pretty much just shreds. they're opening for Dillinger Escape Plan in South America next summer.




Jazz sax legend Rupert Randolph and Punk pioneer Eric Wabash joined forces on this instrumental modern and aggressive jazz/fusion masterpiece for Cutter Records in 1979. If you find this on Ebay.. get it!!!! its rare.


*******
that's all for now. I'd post the link so you can see all the others' submissions but you have to register to see it. here's some of tom's tomledin.com
thanks!

Mar 6, 2009

Gayest Photo Friday Ever!

I support the NO on 8 campaign. The judges are gonna be cunts but I think eventually we'll have equal rights in this country. ... and.....

RAINBOWS!!

the weather this week has been really freaky, rain, sun, thunder, sun, hail, rain, sun. makes for some KICK ASS rainbows!
there were some of the most intense and vibrant rainbows i've ever seen. hella gay!




I juiced a bunch of our blood oranges.. weird! good, but weird.


went to the crazy chicken for the first time. It's pretty good. the best way i can describe it is if KFC and Baja Fresh made a baby. I have some hard core gas from it tho.

GOOFY GLASSES!!


I pity the foo who don't support my stimulus plan. no mo republican jibba jabba!

WOOF!


I made a couple more fonts.


this is pretty much an instant death metal band logo font. based on Brutal Truth's logo.
for example:
easy as 1, 2, bleed.



happy weekends! Kirkness out!

Mar 4, 2009

I want my macmuthafuckin nuggets!

So I saw this today, they talked about it a little on Sara & Vinne this morning too.

A Florida woman called 911 three times after she paid for a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets at a McDonald's but the fast-food restaurant ran out of them and refused to give her a refund.

-read Nugget Emergency
oooh they have all 3 of her 911 calls!!

I don't know what is worse, this crazy bitch calling 911 for nuggets, or mcdonalds being so douchy about not giving a refund for something they couldn't deliver on.

People need to stop calling 911 for stupid shit. They should make 911 calls cost hella money, and if it ends up being a real emergency the fee is waived.

Speaking of being McDouches I found this article.
McDonald's shooting victim wants workers compensation

a mcdonalds employee gets shot saving the lives of customers but mcdonalds insurance is denying his claim. stating, "We've denied this claim in its entirety, it's our opinion that Mr. Haskett's injuries did not arise out of or within the course of his employment,"

its called customer service assholes!

This reminds me.. recap of my fast food adventures.

More Drama at the GJITB

Napkins

Wake The Fuck Up

Dirty Trays


mines-supposta-have-onions

ghetto-jack-in-box-adventures-part-iii

adventures-in-mcbreakfast

McFucked

McRetards

go-right-ahead

mcbreakfast-re-hash

Mar 2, 2009

I'm sad to say, I think Jack is going to die.

As you all know Jack, from Jack In the Box got hit by a bus just before the Superbowl. And he's been in the hospital in critical condition since. Either he comes out of his coma with a reinvigorated attitude towards life, or, the company moves into a new sans-jack direction when he dies.


One of the graphic design logo nerd blogs I read, BrandNew has posted news of a new classic/modern branding for Jack in the Box. Which to me indicates that Jack probably isnt going to make it.

read more
http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/just_jack.php#comments





This was on Jimbo's blog today.
click to play

thanks for the heads up! So it was Jack's new lease on life. Also, I saw a new JITB branded cup in the street last night. sweet!

Phil In The Box.. lol pffft kick his ass seabass!

Pee Pants Script...

...is blowing the fuck up. It hit 103,103 downloads on dafont.com yesterday. It's being redistributed all over the place. Not sure how I feel about that but its sending traffic to my website. So if you're here from clicking my link on dafont or wherever, thanks for downloading pee pants.


Chris informed me just now that there's an article up on Digg.com right now for The 45 Most Wanted Beautiful Free Hand Drawn Fonts. .. Pee Pants Script is number 6 on the list?
fucking rad, so now, I just need to make another font that's just as good. Dont wanna end up a one hit wonder.

http://naldzgraphics.net/freebies/45-most-wanted-beautiful-free-hand-drawn-fonts/
site might not work because of the "digg effect"




Take Out the Garbage isnt doing too shabby either. It's at 35,567 and counting. Props to woork.blogspot.com too for giving it some blog love.
10-beautiful-and-free-fonts-for-web

What is it with rain and people freaking out on the roads?

Traffic was retarded today. people suck

First of all, I dont know if it's because we dont get a ton of rain here or what but whenever it does, the drivers here completely lose it and forget how to drive.

Visibility was nil because of the rain. For those who dont know there's a new law, a great idea for once, that says if you have your wipers on you must have your headlights on. Also, there's a new no-cellphone while driving law, despite these new laws, I watched a CHP yack on the phone in the lane next to me for like 45 minutes in traffic behind 4 cars that don't have their headlights on.
(cops are exempt from the phone thing, but still.. sets a bad example bla bla bla)

Then since were running so late, I have to take meg to Orinda Bart. So I take the Orinda Bart exit which sucks because its like people getting off, people getting on and it all criss-crosses. Well, as I try to do the merge mixer madness, some total douche in a BMW and a tie who's not exiting, just poaching the exit to avoid traffic wont let me in, rides up next to me for like 10 feet and is cussing at me from in his car. I yell back, all with our windows up of course. Someone in the on-ramp trying to get on the freeway got involved so I let him go, thus letting doucheface go ahead.

I fucking hate people.