May 22, 2009

FPB- unemployed edition

as some of you know, I was laid off last week. making this the first Friday Photo Blog - unemployed edition. If you know anyone that would hire me, I'd love to meet them.

here goes...

Paula Deen is the Antichrist. She's killing America one plate of sugar coated, deep fried, bacon covered butter ball at a time.

Dentist says I need to floss more. He always says that, and I always forget to floss.

Dirty old man. I bet that's Vodka.

"the jams" courtesy of Bobby.


fucking GAP "artist series" probably $80 for a damn chuck close shirt. no thanks. someone should make cheap shirts with cool art on them.


nice beard

YOU'RE WELCOME!
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I had to use the internet at the laundromat...
because that happened.



oh snap!





Piggles says "eff this, i'm taking a nap"


"shave and a haircut.... "

portrait of my buddy Jer.


Oakland Greek Fest. I ate way too many (not enough) loukoumades
so good.

lounge


Good bye little cubicle. pictured is the mountain of art I had hidden in my drawer there. shh.

I'll leave you with a quote-
"Funny thing when you're unemployed, the weekends don't mean quite so much... 'cept you get to hang out with your workin' friends" -Primus

May 15, 2009

Putting some Stank on it.

this nice old couple totally snaked me at McDonalds just now. I was waiting for like 2 minutes and they walk in, I chit chat with them and when a new register opens and they say "Next in line please" they totally just go. Fucking bitch ass old people.

here's more of this Friday stuff

another view of my cubicle


work stuff.


some tweakers that used to live by my brother moved down by Meg's mom. Just so you know, that Hummer has Boss Hogg bull horns on its hood.


mmm Flap Meat!
Super Mercado es loco

cant wait to put this beaut' in!



and capitalize they did!




dumb drawings I did...





New font!


Oh yea, and I have a little art show next month. tell a friend.

May 14, 2009

What We Know "The Incident" LOST Season 5 finale recap.

Wow, LOST Season 5 is a wrap. here's some stuff I picked up on from the show.



1. Jacob is real and has influenced or "touched" the [at least some of the] 815ers lives in their past.

2. John's body was in the box. and John from season 5 was not really john but Jacobs nemesis.

3. The statue has a room in it. where Jacob lives.

4. Rose & Bernard were living in peace in the jungle with Vincent since the flash to 1974.

5. Jacob's cabin, sort of looked like Rose & Bernards hut

6. Someone, Jacob or Bocaj was being held captive by the circle of ash around the cabin but escaped.

7. Ben lies. "that's what I do" and admitted that he was "pretending" that Jacob was there in the cabin with Locke.

8. Sun & Jin are still not reunited.

9. Pierre Chang lost his arm in the "incident" at the Swan. (but apparently lived on to make the orientation video where we see him with one arm ... how does this fit with the time line of the Orchid video where he has 2 arms?)

10. We still dont know who was in the other outrigger shooting at Sawyer, Jules etc.

11. Lapidus might be a candidate.

12. Apollo bars are available off of the island.

13. They end up blowing the nuke on the swan and Juliette is probably dead.

14. Jacob also visited Illana off island.

15. Richard knows "what lies in the shadow of the statue" roughly translated from Latin to "the one who will save us"

16. Phil was impaled in the incident. Many Dharma were lost that day. The true aftermath is unknown.

17. The Others (Hostiles) had access to Dharmaville via the tunnels under the village. But chose to not attack them.

18. Hurley got the Guitar case from Jacob. It would seem Jacob was trying to help recreate 815, like Hawking wanted. Making Hurley a proxy for Charlie.

19. Temple music sounds like Indiana Jones music.

20. The statue has a monster head with crazy teeth. Possibly Egyptian God Sobek. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sobek

21. Jacob brought John back to life after he was pushed out of the window. (Abadon was his nurse, did Widmore know he was saved by Jacob?)

22. A man tells Jacob he wants to kill him while the Black Rock sits off the coast of the island. He needs to find a "loophole" in order to kill jacob.

23. When Jack told the "count to 5" story to Kate in season 1, he conveniently forgot to mention that the idea came from his father.

24.Jacob speaks several languages quite well.

25. Jacobs encounter with Sayid supports the idea that he was trying to get the O6 back to the island. (him in cuffs as a proxy for Kate suggests Illana knew also, possibly via Jacob.)
see #18

26. Miles' theory may have been correct in that the incident was them setting off the bomb, and everything that's happened still happens. see #9.

27. Illana's group claimed to be "the good guys"

28. Sun's longing for finding her lost love, Jin may have been set up to be a proxy for Sayid who, on 815 was hoping to be reunited with Nadia. see #18

I'm sure there's more I forgot.

Season 6 will be the final season of Lost. I hope they wrap it up nicely.

May 8, 2009

As Santa Barbara Burns

Barry Zito's twitter yesterday "Manny's out for 50 days, time for the Giants to capitalize!"
this is a funny breath of honesty in a sea of politically correct quotes from around the league.

Go Giants!

here's some this.

RIP Dom Deluise. thanks for the laughs.

Indian buffet. delicious!

Traffico


remember the foamy bathroom at my work? Yesterday was an all time high.



winter wonderland!

"push button, get bacon" this will never stop being funny to me.



I want to own this building and make it into a rock venue.
when monkeys fly out of my butt.


always a good idea right?


rain-out? eek maybe.
what's that, grounds crew? Rain delay? maybe...


get rid of that tarp!


PLAY BALL!


Steve & Remy were there too!

ok ball eaters. have a good weekend.

May 7, 2009

Round Table vs Round Table vs Me


I just got a call from Round Table Pizza, regarding the complaint I filed via their on-line comment form.

Since we moved to our new house, we haven't been able to get Round Table to deliver us a pizza. Despite the fact that there are two Round Tables just around 3 miles of our house they both say, my address is out of their range. I checked and according to Google maps it takes about 4-6 minutes to drive to my house from either location.

When I call the Buchanan location, they say to call the Bailey Rd. location and vice-versa. Last time Buchanan undercooked my pizza so I ended up driving to Bailey to pick it up. They guy there said they were flat-out lying and showed me his delivery map that clearly ends a block before my house. Now, if they were cool they'd make an exception but its a long way to go and requires getting on the freeway. The Buchanan location is basically just down the road. I guess Bailey Rd. is the Last Honest Pizza.

I've also been made privy to some local insider Round Table branch drama. A customer showed up to the Bailey location saying they wanted their pizza. Then explained that they'd ordered a pizza from Buchanan to pick up (they probably live on my street!) and when they got there to pick it up, the doors were locked and the sign said closed during normal business hours. They called and the person who answered said they closed because of safety reasons. I dont give a fuck.. I want my motherfucking pizza! I guess that happens alot, as does them not wanting to fulfil thier delvery route obligations.

Bailey Rd. is a stand up location and they've given me napkins, paper plates, parmesan and pepper every time i've ordered from there without me even asking for it. I'll gladly drive to pick up my pizza from them because Buchanan is fucked.

The Manager of the Buchanan store called me and said that she was sorry and has to double check her delivery range because she's new to that location. She said that my street may have been flagged for drivers safety concerns. I live next to a school, and the neighbors are all cool. Maybe at one time it was bad, before I moved there, but they need to check their shit.

They better step it up or else.. Buchanan, your going down!

May 3, 2009

Throwback Pepsi

New Pepsi Throwback, with real sugar. I had to try it because Coke with real sugar (can be found in the OG glass bottles) is 100% better than the Fructose crap. So I pop it open, the normal shaped bottle is a little disappointing but at least they're trying with the cool logo right?

It has a distinctly different flavor. There's defiantly more spice to it.. its almost a Ginger Ale flavor. It tasted familiar tho so I kept sipping and trying to find it.. Then it dawned on me. A flavor that I hadnt tasted since the early 90's.

Throwback Pepsi tastes just like Crystal Pepsi!! I remember always thinking that the famously clear pepsi had a distinctly different flavor than regular 1991 pepsi. It's that odd ginger, almost citrus undertone that I always thought was just me associating "clear" with "lemon lime" soda. But no, maybe Pepsi back in the day tasted like that, and Crystal Pepsi somehow nailed the flavor.

so, reluctantly, I gotta say, I still like diet Pepsi better. also, I should have said earlier that Fructose Pepsi, to me, tastes like it has dirt in it. maybe that's the way the ginger spiceyness of it works out after the Fructose treatment.

Crystal Pepsi.. it's your tomorrow, it's your everything. RIGHT NOW!

May 1, 2009

Uno De Mayo!

ok so hey, its friday again. I scored some Giants tix from my work for tonites game, and of course the forcast is rain, rain, rain. I'm taking my brother and we're just gonna go for it anyway. If it gets rained out we'll just go to the tenderloin and pay a crack whore $100 to just let us take punches to her face and stuff for like 15 minutes. Of course we'll wash our hands afterwards...wouldnt want to get whore flu.

so here's some of this...


New Font steez. Decco Disco Casual. coming soon to dafont.com
(check out the rad tie dye background!)

She's BACK!!!



I dont even know what the fuck this vent is even for. WTF?
at least it matches the car color.


Swine Flu... Hecho en Mexico.


Buy Alex Duke's book

Jim's beefy rub down.


crotch


finally got this done. now I have to get the cats to stop shitting in it


SATAN!!

happy Uno De Mayo!