Dec 14, 2005

dont fuck with the classics

Dorito's just came out with a new flavor, seems they too have jumped on the Chipotle bandwagon. It's like some marketing team went into the deep rain forrests of mexico and discovered this new ingredient... everyone and thier mother is adding a Chipotle flavored item to thier lineup. from Zesty Chipotle Mayo, ranch and dressing to Chipotle chips, soup and burrito's. Shit, there's even a resturant called Chipotle. what the fuck is a Chipotle you ask? well other than a new way to say "mexican style" its actually "A ripe jalapeño pepper that has been dried and smoked for use in cooking." (thanks!) so its a fucking Jalepeño.

Now these new menu items and flavors might be ok for a while but when all the "Limited Time Only" shit makes way for a new way to say Jalepeño, youre left with the classics. the stand by's that have lasted the years. No matter how many ways you change Dorito's, Nacho Cheese is still the best. when this Ranch craze i've boycotted since somewhere in the late 80's ends, we'll all be going for the good ol' red bag again.

lol remember a few years ago when everything had to be "EXTREME"

I'ts like this at most fast food places too... Taco Bell is my favorite example. They keep adding shit and changing shit and putting new twists on thier menu. But when it comes down to it, I still like the Crunchy Tacos and Bean Burritos... the classics. McDonalds is the same way. When i go there, i dont fuck with the Select Chicken Whatevers.. its good ol' cheeseburgers and fries. I've admittedly fell in love with the McGriddles but when those fade, the standard EggMcMuffin will always be there and never dissapoint.

So yea, dont fuck with the classics.


Anonymous said...

Mm, I agree, but next I think you should tackle the "Baked" craze, I have to say that the Baked Doritos are super yummy. :)

Kirk said...

no, no they arent. they're like thin crackers with dorito flavoring.. but they are really shitty crackers and the dorito flavoring doesnt qiute mask the cracker flavor, so you get this nasty aftertaste.

you gotta BE baked to like Baked Chips.