Dec 28, 2005

Jimbo Finds Gas Under $2.00!

My friend and fellow blogger Jimbo found a gas station with gas for under 2 bucks! (link to his story) Holy shit under $2!? could this be true.. pinch me, i must be dreaming.

Ok so yea some shit went down when the quarterly earnings came out a few months back thats showed the major Oil companies making record profits. Also someone leaked info about a secret meeting between top oil exects and dick cheney's controversial energy task force. And after all that the prices started to drop. mother fuckers got caught!
also like 20 gas stations in NY state were busted for Price gouging after Katrina. motherfuckers. What about those places in Atl. that had the shit at $6?

anyhoo, another strange thing that i've noticed lately is our Shell stations. Shell traditionally had the highest prices. easliy by at least 5-10 cents more than Kwikimart, and Vallero. suddenly after all this shit, its now the cheapest by similar margians. wtf? Shell, the cheapest? I'd always wondered why our gas, especially Shell was so much since thier refinery is in our fucking backyard. My dad always jokes about them just throwing a hose over the fence.

this whole "oil shortage" thing might just be bullshit anyway. Some scientists think that "oil is not a product of fossils and prehistoric forests but rather the bio-product of a continuing biochemical reaction below the earth's surface that is brought to attainable depths by the centrifugal forces of the earth's rotation."
basicly they think the earth makes oil naturally all the time and that its not from dinosaurs and doesnt take millions of years to produce. they think we're being lied to. so we have to do things like invade "oil rich" muslim countries, and raise prices due to shortages.

whatever, when's that water car coming out?
(link goes to a site i found that has instructions for turning your gas enging to run on water, fuck yea!)
more on the water engine here

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