Gayest Photo Friday Ever!

I support the NO on 8 campaign. The judges are gonna be cunts but I think eventually we'll have equal rights in this country. ... and.....

RAINBOWS!!

the weather this week has been really freaky, rain, sun, thunder, sun, hail, rain, sun. makes for some KICK ASS rainbows!
there were some of the most intense and vibrant rainbows i've ever seen. hella gay!

I juiced a bunch of our blood oranges.. weird! good, but weird.

went to the crazy chicken for the first time. It's pretty good. the best way i can describe it is if KFC and Baja Fresh made a baby. I have some hard core gas from it tho.

GOOFY GLASSES!!

I pity the foo who don't support my stimulus plan. no mo republican jibba jabba!

WOOF!

I made a couple more fonts.

this is pretty much an instant death metal band logo font. based on Brutal Truth's logo.
for example:
easy as 1, 2, bleed.

happy weekends! Kirkness out!

I want my macmuthafuckin nuggets!

So I saw this today, they talked about it a little on Sara & Vinne this morning too.

A Florida woman called 911 three times after she paid for a 10-piece Chicken McNuggets at a McDonald's but the fast-food restaurant ran out of them and refused to give her a refund.

-read Nugget Emergency
oooh they have all 3 of her 911 calls!!

I don't know what is worse, this crazy bitch calling 911 for nuggets, or mcdonalds being so douchy about not giving a refund for something they couldn't deliver on.

People need to stop calling 911 for stupid shit. They should make 911 calls cost hella money, and if it ends up being a real emergency the fee is waived.

Speaking of being McDouches I found this article.
McDonald's shooting victim wants workers compensation

a mcdonalds employee gets shot saving the lives of customers but mcdonalds insurance is denying his claim. stating, "We've denied this claim in its entirety, it's our opinion that Mr. Haskett's injuries did not arise out of or within the course of his employment,"

its called customer service assholes!

This reminds me.. recap of my fast food adventures.

More Drama at the GJITB

Napkins

Wake The Fuck Up

Dirty Trays

mines-supposta-have-onions

ghetto-jack-in-box-adventures-part-iii

adventures-in-mcbreakfast

McFucked

McRetards

go-right-ahead

mcbreakfast-re-hash

I'm sad to say, I think Jack is going to die.

As you all know Jack, from Jack In the Box got hit by a bus just before the Superbowl. And he's been in the hospital in critical condition since. Either he comes out of his coma with a reinvigorated attitude towards life, or, the company moves into a new sans-jack direction when he dies.


One of the graphic design logo nerd blogs I read, BrandNew has posted news of a new classic/modern branding for Jack in the Box. Which to me indicates that Jack probably isnt going to make it.

read more
http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/just_jack.php#comments





This was on Jimbo's blog today.

click to play

thanks for the heads up! So it was Jack's new lease on life. Also, I saw a new JITB branded cup in the street last night. sweet!

Phil In The Box.. lol pffft kick his ass seabass!

Pee Pants Script...

...is blowing the fuck up. It hit 103,103 downloads on dafont.com yesterday. It's being redistributed all over the place. Not sure how I feel about that but its sending traffic to my website. So if you're here from clicking my link on dafont or wherever, thanks for downloading pee pants.


Chris informed me just now that there's an article up on Digg.com right now for The 45 Most Wanted Beautiful Free Hand Drawn Fonts. .. Pee Pants Script is number 6 on the list?
fucking rad, so now, I just need to make another font that's just as good. Dont wanna end up a one hit wonder.

http://naldzgraphics.net/freebies/45-most-wanted-beautiful-free-hand-drawn-fonts/
site might not work because of the "digg effect"




Take Out the Garbage isnt doing too shabby either. It's at 35,567 and counting. Props to woork.blogspot.com too for giving it some blog love.
10-beautiful-and-free-fonts-for-web

What is it with rain and people freaking out on the roads?

Traffic was retarded today. people suck

First of all, I dont know if it's because we dont get a ton of rain here or what but whenever it does, the drivers here completely lose it and forget how to drive.

Visibility was nil because of the rain. For those who dont know there's a new law, a great idea for once, that says if you have your wipers on you must have your headlights on. Also, there's a new no-cellphone while driving law, despite these new laws, I watched a CHP yack on the phone in the lane next to me for like 45 minutes in traffic behind 4 cars that don't have their headlights on.
(cops are exempt from the phone thing, but still.. sets a bad example bla bla bla)

Then since were running so late, I have to take meg to Orinda Bart. So I take the Orinda Bart exit which sucks because its like people getting off, people getting on and it all criss-crosses. Well, as I try to do the merge mixer madness, some total douche in a BMW and a tie who's not exiting, just poaching the exit to avoid traffic wont let me in, rides up next to me for like 10 feet and is cussing at me from in his car. I yell back, all with our windows up of course. Someone in the on-ramp trying to get on the freeway got involved so I let him go, thus letting doucheface go ahead.

I fucking hate people.

Paula Abdul Friday Photo Blog

So I'm sucked into the void of anything good known as American Idol again. And every year I'm on Paula-Watch. Most of the first round of episodes I've noticed they do a good job editing out her weirdness. But since they've gone to the live TV format, the crazy is starting to shine through again. God bless America. Another thing I gotta say is, while I wasn't sure I liked the new top 36 everyone but 3 get sent home each week format, It sort of works because there's some stinking piles of shit up on stage. Even then, this format sucks, because if you liked someone since the auditions and they had an off night, there's no second chance. I guess I could be calling in an voting.

Yea right, I'm not that pathetic.

Here's how pathetic I am.. look at stuff:



my book arrived. slight printing issue which was partially my faut. It's been fixed tho. BUY IT!

it's good with coffee
I've become slightly obsessed with octo-mom.
what a piece of shit.

Vivid's offering her a million dollars to do a porn, and will pay all of her and her families medical expenses if she signs on as a Vivid porn star. will they pay for the plastic surgery to remove the 30 yards of extra belly skin before they roll camera? ew.

stickers arrived! stooked.

peanuts are messy. Birds get a bad rap for being messy pets, but they eat nuts, so it's not their fault. It's the peanuts.

my nickname with the ladies (JK)

fuck you plumbing!

this is the secret to making a kick ass quesadilla. It's good on tacos too.

newest font.

all the fonts I've done so far.

unofficial mock up idea for a Caballero deck. Cab's artwork.


more Lost crap I made.

at this point this is what the writers are using as a guide for the script.

The island was a govt. works project under FDR.

this screenshot from next weeks preview clearly proves that it's Lions With Machine Guns. (LWMG™)

I hate Lost.

Like a steering wheel in down Pirate's pants, It's drivin' me nuts.

So, Widmore put Locke on Flight 815 so he could come back to the island, so he could go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815 and go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before, so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815 and go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815 and go back in time a year later and meet Widmore 50 years before so he could make sure lock gets on Flight 815.....

what the fuck? Where does it all begin?

Just like, if it is in fact Hurley's voice on the radio saying the numbers when Danielle's team crashes, Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny who says he heard them on a listening station in the pacific and gave him bad luck, but Hurley uses them anyway to win the Lottery but has bad luck then goes mad trying to figure out why, ends up in Australia, and then to flight 815 which crashes on the island, where the numbers are all over the place, then years later via flight 316 ends up back on the island in the past and somehow ends up recording the numbers which broadcast from the island that Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny, who says he heard from a listening station in the pacific and gave him bad luck, but Hurley uses them anyway to win the Lottery but has bad luck then goes mad trying to figure out why, ends up in Australia, and then to flight 815 which crashes on the island, where the numbers are all over the place, then years later via flight 316 ends up back on the island in the past and somehow ends up recording the numbers which broadcast from the island that Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny, who says he heard from a listening station in the pacific and gave him bad luck, but Hurley uses them anyway to win the Lottery but has bad luck then goes mad trying to figure out why, ends up in Australia, and then to flight 815 which crashes on the island, where the numbers are all over the place, then years later via flight 316 ends up back on the island in the past and somehow ends up recording the numbers which broadcast from the island that Hurley hears numbers repeated by Lenny, who says he heard from a listening station in the pacific.... etc etc.

Fuck you Lost and your dumb time travel bullshit.

two have died of time travel nosebleeds so far, who's next?

Mickey Rourke, Gay Marriage and Weed.

I'm glad that Mickey Rourke decided to come out of witness protection, despite his court ordered identity alterations and make some new movies. I congratulate him on his Oscar nomination for The Wrestler. But now that he's played a disfigured comic book villain and now Macho Man Randy Savage all he has left that his horrible mug can pull off is the lead role when and if they make a Dog, the Bounty Hunter movie.

It sucks that he didnt win the oscar but if he did we wouldnt have got the awesome acceptance speech from Jeff Spicoli. 'Yeah Prop-8 was some bullshit buuuud'.

Speaking of CA politics... legal weed? Hey why not? I don't smoke, drink or do any drugs but I really think that alcohol is more damaging than weed. It's really a double standard to have cigarettes, booze and caffeine legal and extremely commercialized and have marijuana so heavily prosecuted.

I think I read somewhere that back around WW2, the Army was using hemp for its rope and netting and what not, and DOW Chemical invented Nylon™ and lobbied heavily for the US govt. to ban hemp and marijuana. I think that's pretty fucked.

Anyway, while I think there's no good reason for pot to be illegal, I think the negative aspects of the marijuana subculture and the abuse of the medical marijuana laws is detrimental to any chance it has to be a legitimate legalized product like beer or cigarettes.

So, congrats Mickey Rourke. Your portrayal of DOG is sure to be Oscar worthy. Hollywood types.. get on that.

Who's Famous Again?

I was approached by Grahamphisher.com for an interview asking me about my art and crap. It's a new site, and I'm the second interview they've done so head over and show some love for me and grahamphisher.

checketout! http://www.grahamphisher.com/

in other fame news, Pee Pants has been downloaded 61,692 times. That's not counting the few other font sites that have picked it up.

thanks everyone!

Riding the Bluetooth Lazy River

Sorry for the tardiness, I forgot my card reader and had to use bluetooth to transfer my pics. It takes a little longer. Also I was really late today and there was a young mom with her chubby toddler who's limited vocabulary included the word "candy" ... no baby, no candy, we gettin' macdonalds.. much better. Like i'm one to talk. oh well..

..eye vagina, meet blog cock!

this is Diego, a coworkers dog.

I love the illustrations. poor little guy.

Death by train!!! dude in richmond parked on the tracks and got out just in time to get splatted by an Amtrak at 80mph. Apperantly it was a suicide. My brother works at Amtrak and took this pic when it got to Oakland where they switched out the Locomotive for a new one and 10 mins later it killed another person on the tracks in Hayward. dude whats up? if you look close you can see teeth. the guy got impaled on the knuckle there, head was severed by the bar going between the lights. seriously, if your not commiting suicide, be careful around tracks. trains cant stop. now to wash your sign synapses.. here's a....

....RAINBOW! happy now?

I was drawing this at the laundry mat and this lady comes up to me and says something in spanish.. then when I looked at her funny, again in English. "are you an artist" no shit. but it's what she said next that kind of baffled me.. look at the drawing.. she said "Oooh that is so beautiful, you draw so nice" lady, its a toilet monster shitting out a fat naked guy with flames coming from his asshole.

not even dragons can make this Sizuki cool.

snow on Mt. Diablo!

gato numero uno. Piggy is getting old. sucks.

gay dog.

RAAAR

more fonts

Lost goofs

oh yea, until yesterday, when they took it out, there was $100 Million in the CA budget for State Controllers Office furniture.. REALLY? that's why were closing schools? for million dollar chairs?

rant over.. have a lovely week end