What were you thinking? seriously.

Theres this Furniture place i walk by on my way to get coffee that is run by ass fucked morons. let me explain.
For a while they've had just a temporary banner that said "Furniture Oasis" with a wooden sign they would leave on the sidewalk that says "Oasis Furniture" I thought it seemed odd that they would switch up the name like that but chalked it up to a simple mistake and didnt matter since it was a temporary thing anyway. It took a while but they finally have their name on custom mounted letters on the sides of the building. one side says "FURNITURE OASIS". the other side in the same exact letters says "OASIS FURNITURE". what kind of quality control do they have? Spent all this money and still fucked it up! pick a damn name.

if you cant see it click pic to zoom and see the idiocy.

so, i'm walking by the other day and they are mounting a new banner thing next to the door that says "Everyday Low Prices, Every Day". i cant believe it. do they know that what it says is horribly redundant and makes them look dumb? what the fuck is their problem??

I wanted to ask them what they were thinking...."hey, dont you realise you have your name written differently on your building and wrong, at least twice and do you know that this sign is refuckingdundant!"

it makes me angry, insulted as a designer and a person with a brain. i should have asked. I often wish i could ask what people are thinking when they do stupid things but stupid people make even more stupid justifications for their stupidity. that or they just dont think. anyway if they did attempt to answer, their answer would just piss me off more. why are they even alive?

if you happen upon this place, dont buy anything from OASIS FURNITURE OASIS FURNITURE OASIS, even if thier every day low prices that they have, surprise, every day seem too good to pass up.

FPB #41

this is the 41st. Friday Photo Blog. i know 41 is not really an anniversary to celebrate but I thought i would count em and see. its 41. been boring you with this shit since the end of 2006.

here's some more crap to look at.

i saw this the other day. a new paperclip shape? what was so wrong with the old shape?

here's these assholes again. so, they painted. and i'm sure had to remove the letters to do so. you think they fixed the signs? of course not. one still says Furniture oasis and the other on, Oasis Furniture. I want to kill these idiots.

COCK FIGHT ACTION FIGURE SET!

i couldnt tell if this was supposed to be for dogs or humans.
i think they use that same photo on cans of Alpo.

HOLY bible Batman!

i often forget that there is a almost brand new condition skateboard under the bed that i got meg like 5 years ago.

I want to call my band this. they always make fun of me when i bring it up

MAIL MAN COAT!! i love this thing. but it never gets cold enough here to wear it.

you can snack on DEEEEEZ NUTZ!!!

happy 41st FPB!

eat shit and die!

extra special bonus for today.. here's me and dustin writing a new song. its mostly just me giving my "O" face.

Masturbate in 2008

Don't hate in 2008. Dont be late in 2008. It'll be great in 2008. Make em wait in 2008. Go out-of-state in 2008. Let him lick your plate in 2008. Call up Nate, in 2008. Clean slate, in 2008. Get a date in 2008. Appreciate in 2008. Dont drink acetate in 2008.

damn, a lot of stuff rhymes with 8. i had a bitch of a time coming up with something for last year.

anyway, happy new year. here's some of my favorite blogs from that piece of shit 2007. It was gonna be a top 10 but i just like to read myself so much Its just a list.


skate or die dude
may not be a total fav, but its the first post of 2007. funny how i'm skating every weekend now and my ass currently hurts from falling over the weekend.

Moon Mansions
this one was funny. and informative. I'm still pissed about it. there was even a follow up.
GM- green cars
Nice Try Al Gore

Lame Parkers
another rant about something.

Big In Japan
that stupid goth band from japan.

My fast food rantings from 2007
Fast Food Tray hygiene
McBreakfast rehash
McRetards
Wake the Fuck up
McFucked

Fuck Fuckity Fuck
a little glimpse into the place i sell most of my time.

Furniture Oasis Furniture rants
how could we forget my favorite retarded furniture store.
What were you thinking, seriously
Some Photo Friday's that I mentioned them

Experiment Gone Wrong
rant about the new X-13D experimental Doritos flavor

Javalero Strikes Again
I dont know why, but i get a lot of traffic coming to this post.

The Doctor said I wouldnt have so many nose bleeds, If i just kept my finger out of there
my savage nosebleed story

Poachers
Dear Asshole in the 85 Vette
traffic rants

Dont Fuck with the MTZ
atm robbery gone wrong

The Almost Dead Hooker Story
True Story from the road

Street Condoms
there's hookers here.

Big Job Finally Finished
pics of that skate shop i did all the logos and signs for

search for skateboards
blogs and various photo fridays that mention skateboards





well thats all i feel like spending time on this morning. there's other good ones, and i'm sure you have your personal favs. if its not on this list, search for it and post up in the comments.

happy new year assfaces! thanks for reading the noggins. oh yea, i changed the banner again.

enjoysauce.

Safeway vs Safeway

Do you think that the cereal isle is a high traffic spot in the grocery store where people usually stop and browse for an extended period of time? Would you say the same about the ice cream isle?

yea me too ... answer me this... why would a grocery store, that narrowed its isles to put in a starbucks put the Cereal and Ice Cream across from each other in the same isle..

Let me explain...

I go to the downtown safeway. A lot of people call it the ghetto safeway because its next to the highschool and the County Hospital. A lot of the local scum go to that one but its my safeway and i know where shit is.

theres another safeway on the other side of town in the Virginia Hills Alhambra Valley area.. where the more affluent residents of Martinez live. i go there from time to time when my Safeway is out of one thing or another.. ( i could go to Albertsons or NobHill but i'm in the club.. the Safeway Club. i have a membership card and everything!) anwyay, they remodeled recently and added a fancy bakery and a starbucks. the thing is tho they dont really have the square footage to accommodate so.. they cut inventory and narrowed the isles. it seems like they did anyway. other than them having less stuff to choose from they go and put the cereal next to the ice cream! It's a crowded mess there now. Fake breasted soccer moms bumping into eachother... health conscious senior citizens in jogging suits getting knocked over by spoiled teenage employees. its chaos.

Rita suggested that they put the Ice Cream next to the feminine products. and now that i think about it at the ghetto safeway it is. Adjacent to the frozen section with the desserts and ice cream is the paper towels, toilet paper and pick nick gear. the condoms and tampax are at the end of that isle across from the Frozen Pies and Coolwhip.

we may be ghetto but were not so full of ourselves we feel the need for a hardwood floored bakery, wine rack and Starbucks Kiosk. we dont fuck around. we put the tampax next to the bon-bons. as it should be.

and none of this is really any skin off my back.. i go to the ghetto safeway.. but it still offends my sense of logic. much like the Oasis Furniture Oasis thing.

Friday just pooped all over you.

yes, its that time of the week again. friday photo... but first here's a couple announcments.

1. thanks for coming to the chat party, if you want come back again today.
2. screw you in the face for not chatting yesterday.
3. Sicko comes out today. you must go see it!
4. craziness for iphone getting starts today. (20-1 odds someone will get trampled)

thats it. here's your damn pictures.

scenic martinez ca.

oakland

sicko opens today!

my dad

the russian mafia eating mexican food right outside my cubicle

way to roll out the friggin red carpet SF Giants... they put the away team on the beer cups! WTF?

hunka hunka burnin' truck... smokestacks. dude you rule!

"pineapples make it sweeter"

here's that mother fucking redundant sign from that retarded Furniture Oasis Furniture place.

my new mouse thats wierd

KFC is that bad.

BULLSHIT! Mythbusters busted this!!

killer seats for the game!








HD scoreboard.. suck on that Oakland A's

OK thats it. have a good weekend. dont stab anyone.