No! no i wont help you.

When people that have no business using graphics software ask you me help to make a graphic or use graphics software.. I am reluctant to help them.. or give really vague answers. out of spite..

i hate it. its like they think i can teach them, in 5 mins what i've learned through trial and error, classes and lots and lots of years using it.

"so like how do you turn it around and stuff"

why are you using software that is bigger than you!!
go back to filing and answering the phone!!

die a slow painful death. I hope you rot away in your Hello kitty pink nightmare cubicle.