Call Me

How many times do i have to put the words "please call me" and include my phone number in an email until someone will actually resist the urge to press the "Reply" button? I dont have your phone number, so I'm emailing you, but after 2 emails we have developed the type of professional relationship where I am willing to openly have a phone conversation with you. Now, I just want to bounce a couple questions off you, but since you wont fucking call me after i've repeatedly asked you too, I have to wait for the chance occourance that you to get on your computer, log into your email and read my questions, calculate a response and then completly ignore where I say "please call me any time, my number is ###-###-####". its not there for fucking asthetics. I want you to call me!

its the same/worse with text messages, which I hate anyway. With text messages not only do you have my number and your phone is in your hand, but it costs me fucking money!! It's only like 25 cents per message but still. I said call me, why cant you just call me back? I text'd you because i didnt want to intrude on whatever mid-day situation you might be in. but you had time to check your phone and press hella buttons to say "so what time does it start". hey assfuck, I love you, but call me and I'll tell you.