FUCK YOU QUIZNO'S

mother fucking cock sucking minimum wage motherfuckers!!!

They opened a new Quizno's Subs within walking distance of my office. So i walked down there just now to check it out. I'd had Quizno's in the past and was OK with it. So now, I wait in line because the retards they have working there are slow as fuck... its a fucking sandwich. I order my sandwich without the vinegrette dressing, because i hate vinegar on my sandwiches.. luckily it doesnt say it comes with mayo, so i dont have to ask for no mayo. I like the zest of a little mustard so i ask if they can add mustard. the chick working the register looked blankly at the register wich more than likely had a yellow button that said "ADD MUSTARD" on it, but still took her 3 hours to fucking punch in my order. Then it took another 5 minutes to run my check card. fucking mongoloids... so anyhoo, i wait in the small, crowded-ass, poorly layed out place for my order. As I wait and constantly move out of peoples way, i watch 2 different customers get handed the wrong sandwich by mistake. Then they call mine. Finally! i take it and walk the block and a half back to my office. Sit down, dig through the 3 layers of bags & paper wrapping they put on the shit.. a lot of hoo haa for a fucking sandwich if you ask me. I pray to the sandwich gods they didnt fuck up my order....

(praying)

God Damnit! why in all that is fucking holy would you put MAYO on a sandwich that does not come with it normally? did i say the word "mayonaise" at all in the whole time i was at that godforsaken place? NO. i said no vinagrette, and ADD MUSTARD.. Mustard you whores. remember the yellow button? choke on my fucking cock you pieces of shit.

Now i have a mayo soaked piece of shit in front of me.


guess where i will never go again?