Jun 29, 2007

screw the iphone, GO SEE SICKO TODAY

Sicko deals with the problems of the American for-profit health insurance and pharmaceutical industries. Its main message is that government-run health care is a better model than the present US health-care system because the present system is designed to maximize profit by minimizing the care delivered to patients.

At one point in the film Moore says: "And the United States slipped to 37 in health care around the world, just slightly ahead of Slovenia.

Friday just pooped all over you.

yes, its that time of the week again. friday photo... but first here's a couple announcments.

1. thanks for coming to the chat party, if you want come back again today.
2. screw you in the face for not chatting yesterday.
3. Sicko comes out today. you must go see it!
4. craziness for iphone getting starts today. (20-1 odds someone will get trampled)

thats it. here's your damn pictures.

scenic martinez ca.


sicko opens today!

my dad

the russian mafia eating mexican food right outside my cubicle

way to roll out the friggin red carpet SF Giants... they put the away team on the beer cups! WTF?
hunka hunka burnin' truck... smokestacks. dude you rule!

here's that mother fucking redundant sign from that retarded Furniture Oasis Furniture place.

my new mouse thats wierd

KFC is that bad.

BULLSHIT! Mythbusters busted this!!

killer seats for the game!

HD scoreboard.. suck on that Oakland A's

OK thats it. have a good weekend. dont stab anyone.

Jun 28, 2007

chatting is so hot right now

hey noggies.. check it out, next time you're reading the noggins drop a line on the new noggin chat box over on the side bar there. just say hi and maybe someone else is being bored to death by my rants too... and you can talk about it. maybe you can meet a hot chick or dude and make a date to watch the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Film Festival and then get pissed off because the remake is lame then go get drinks. then drink too much and end up making out in a Jack in The Box bathroom.

oh wow it will be fun! chat and see!

Powered by Meebo and since i use meebo to IM all day, i'll see you posting and reply. INSTANTLY!!! hooaahhh the future rules!

too bad about Nancy Drew getting knocked up by all of the Fantastic Four.

Jun 27, 2007

What the iPhone Doesn't Have

here's a quick update to that last iphone post.. (thanks to digg yet again) "Bells and Whistles" does not include the following.

• Songs as Ringtones
• Games
• Any flash support
• Instant Messaging
• Picture messages (MMS)
• Video recording
• Voice recognition or voice dialing
• Wireless Bluetooth Stereo Streaming (A2DP)
• One-size-fits-all headset jack (May have to buy an adapter for certain headphones)
• GPS• A real keyboard
• Removable battery
• Expandable Storage
• Direct iTunes Music Store Access (Over Wi-Fi or EDGE)

damn way to go apple. what the hell is wrong with companies? this is like having Bumblebee NOT a new VW in the new Transformers movie.

seriously you tout this thing as the ultimate handheld gadget and just ignore stuff we're used too on our crappy sub-par "cellphones"?

Hey LG hurry up and put out the "something better" for way cheaper so we dont have to pay for a little apple shaped icon and hip styling. iTunes is a proprietary rip off anyway.

read more | digg story

Jun 26, 2007

Ride a Skateboard Go To Jail

most of you might not know June 21st was national Go Skateboarding Day. An unofficial skateboarding holiday. A kind of day to stick it to the man and just skate. well some of you might not realise what "sticking it to the man" comes from. Skaters, most of the time incorrectly, are stereotyped and profiled as criminals by the police. We (yea i'll include myself) have dealt with that for a long time. Most cities have outlawed skateboarding in their downtowns and parks while rollerblades and bikes are allowed still. We deal with shit all the time.

anyway, here's a video some kids took from last weeks Go Skate Day...

i wish i could give you a follow up but i cant. this will most likely never go to court and if it does the cops will be found not-guilty of any wrong doing.

welcome to the world of the skateboarder.

20-1 Odds that Someone Will Get Trampled Trying to get an iPhone

"...In fact, BetUS.com figures the odds are 20-1 that someone will get trampled while scrambling to snag one June 29. The site has also put odds on how long the batteries will last and whether the devices will be recalled." - Livescience.com

oh sweet technology Batman. I for one will not be getting trampled, nor even getting in line to get an iphone. A: i have verizon and the iphone is not available on "The Network" B: if it was, I cant afford the bells and whistles wireless plan you need to get 90% of the things that makes the iphone cool.

I think the iphones are going to be the bee's knees but with all the hype there's no friggin way its going off without a hitch. if the format of this entry sucks, its because i posted it via Digg.com's "blog it" feature. (pics and links added later via blogger thank you)

i just thought it was hilarious that a betting website has posted odds on shit like this.. reminds me of that movie Rat Race when they bet everything under the Vegas sun.

read more | digg story

Jun 22, 2007


happy birthday Chris "Rubber Duck" Kristofferson.

here's my old mouse here at work. i loved this mouse but it died... my new one sucks. :(

this is the infamous Mickey D's i go to. photo courtesy of Google Maps Street View. that shit is the shit.

Element parody. i havent made this one yet.

i was wandering at this shopping center and ended up at the Nerd Store. D&D and Magic headquarters.

this is my mom and dad's wedding pic. they were hot.

this lady was a surley old wench. she brought her "mc Big breakfast" back to the counter, cut in front of the line to complain that she only got one sausage. when they told her its supposed to come with only one she bitched about it in her pseudo NY old lady voice. the whole time, even when no one was listening she mumbled about how it wasnt right and how they skimp on everything nowadays. I'll be like that. when i'm 80 all my bitching i do on here will be verbalized in public at a low yet audible tone.

painting of Suzisuzu going to heaven. not finished yet.

some digi-arty from yesterday. you can buy this in skateboard form on galleryskates.com

my foot still hurts. happy friday.