Possible band names

ok so most of you know I'm currently in between bands. I've been a crabby ass lately and I'm thinking its because i haven't had my drum fix in a couple weeks. So I set up my drums in my parents converted attic/bedroom on Saturday and jammed out. I bet the neighbors were pissed. oh well fuck em. My shit's set up there now so i imagine there will be some more drum sessions in the near future. Unless i find a new band. Why do all the bands i get emails from suck? (and no, Jimbo, i'm not moving to Portland)

Anyway, I was just brainstorming on the toilet and i thought of some possible names for my next band. a couple are serious some are serious/jokes depending on what type of music it is.

The Crown Vics

Beating a Dead Horse

Assgasm

Sequel to the Remake

Courtesy Flush

Bridget Jones's Diarrhea

The Long Apology

Wet Pillow

Infinity Times 10 (our fans will know us as IXX)


I might have to just try to form a band from scratch with different musicians. or just create some one man band type contraption.

If you know anyone in the Bay Area looking to start a band that doesn't suck. Or if you're in a band but they suck. Or if your band shreds but you love the name "Bridget Jones's Diarrhea" as much as I do, let me know.

UPDATE:

i almost forgot about the raddest band name ever.
UNICORN
i made a logo and everything!
http://kirksheltonart.com/art/unicorn.jpg

and if you think unicorns are gay click here.