rita: One time a dumptruck full of human waste dumped on MY CAR while I was DRIVING
me: serious?
rita: serious
rita: that was the fucking grossest thing ever
rita: I drove past the water treatment plant and I got behind a dumptruck that had a canopy across the top, water dripping out as it went. we came to a red light, and when it turned green, the truck lurched forward, the tailgate swung out from the bottom, and shitwater, hundreds of gallons dumped on my car
rita: stalled it out, turds were on my fucking windshield
rita: motherfuckers
me: that rules
thats a new one for the "Gross Story" catalogue. thanks Rita.
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