Mar 22, 2006

have another one paula!

oh man.. i dont even remember who sang last night. I was in awe of how belligerent Paula is getting. I think theres more than just Coke in that cup. The show starts out and she's fairly normal, but 2 commercial breaks later, she's three sheets to the wind. Her eyes are all glazed over, her hair is all tussled, she slurs her speech and makes no sense. Maybe I'm exagerating it but theres something going on there. Everyone did awesome according to her. Of course she would think that, she has beer goggles on. This show is revealing more and more that she is just an out of control bar slut. When she's not arguing with Simon she's oogling and flirting with every male contestant on there. I'd say she needs to be taken off the show, but at the same time its like watching a car crash.. you cant stop looking. oh paula.

besides that, i think this show is starting to become a parody of its self. Every episode from the premier with the goofballs onto the finals is like they are just running through the motions, hoping the contestants spontanaity will hold our attention. usually it does but if you look past that, the show is just simon, drunko, dawg and seacrest reading predictable scripting thats written to enhance their signature personas that have become a cliche. and why is Randy trying so hard to be black? Is he so ashamed for playing bass in Journey he's now trying to make up for it by being overly "street"? Everytime he says "dawg" and puts up the devil horns it makes me think of all the fake hollywood ass-clowns I met when my band was trying to get a record deal. So, back on track here... maybe Paula was sick of being the nice chick mediator and decided that being the "drunken whore" would be the direction she wanted to take her character.

I think Katherine McPhee is hot.

3 comments:

jimbizzle said...

I agree! Katherine McPhee is HOT!

Anonymous said...

i actually know a kid whos aunt is paula abdul, i could ask him about that. fuck american idol, that show stinks.

Heather said...

hahaha... we've been saying that about Paula for weeks... We're Idol virgins, this is our first season. I try not to admit it in public. Simon is the only one that actually makes sense. And Kevin is just a mockery...