Apr 28, 2006

National Day of SLAYER!

screw the Omen remake, here's something I can really get exited about. To contrast the right wing "National Day of Prayer" slayer fans and ameture devil worshipers have come up with a celebration of their own. National Day of SLAYER! a day to celebrate the most influential and straight up kick ass metal bands of the last 30 years. SLAYER!!! and and what better day to do it on none other than 6-6-06. the date of the devil!! so here's what the fine folks at nationaldayofslayer would like you to do on June 6th.

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

    DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

  • Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
  • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
  • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
  • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
  • Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.
  • they list all the slayer albums but say to save time, just buy Reign In Blood. you know it!!
    (the intro to that song has been my ringtone for a few months now)

    i know whats up. happy birthday mom.

    6 + 6 + 06

    not to steal Slayer Day's thunder,(if that's even possible) I painted this last night. Its white gesso and acrylic on foamcore. its like 12 x 14" or something.


    jimbizzle said...

    I HATE slayer.

    Kirk said...

    fuck you commie bastard. i bet you love jesus too.

    jimbizzle said...
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    jimbizzle said...

    No, but he loves you and I.

    jslim said...