Oct 13, 2006

realistic pet food flavors.


why is cat food beef flavored? when has a house cat ever taken down a cow? cat food should be sparrow flavored. dead mouse or dead rat flavored. i know they like tuna... but seriously how would a cat take out a tuna.. those things are huge.. and in the ocean. they could have a flavor called Resturant Garbage or, Cat Ass. I know they arent marketing it to cats but still they should flavor it with stuff cats and dogs naturally crave. They should make "cat turd" flavored dog food. or even Cat flavored dog food. Or make a dog food that tastes like his own nuts. they're always licking them anyway.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My cat would prefer the boneless urban rodant blend in a can.